Bongsters Inc

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

2009-06-19T15:40:00.000+08:00

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument..

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house..

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Nine Words Women Commonly Use‏. (Beware)

2009-06-16T10:30:00.000+08:00

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F**K YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Read and learn!

Bullets are Dangerous

2009-06-16T10:28:00.001+08:00

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was peeing and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was peeing and this bullet came out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened, you were peeing and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."

Funny Balls!

English Can Be Fun

2009-05-18T12:07:00.002+08:00

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a London Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:

PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Outside a London second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR,
THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :

At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD,
GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Doctors clinic, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Hotel, Acapulco :
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY
PASSED ALL THE WATER
SERVED HERE.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR
WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT
AND SEE THE MANAGER.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK,
AND WEEKENDS TOO.

In a Calcutta Coffee House:
PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE
STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED
COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS

From. Lim Kit Siang blog.

Random Funny Pictures.

2009-02-20T18:40:00.001+08:00

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Devesh is now 20 Years Old And Prem Likes Having QUICKIE sessions!

2009-01-05T16:55:00.008+08:00

Well, we will like to take this opportunity to wish Devesh a very Happy Birthday. He turned 20 on the 3rd of January and him being Karmini's boyfriend, We all had to do something about it cause she was so cranky the whole week before his birthday. She argued with Devesh's Mother cause they both wanna devide him so that he can attend two of his own birthday parties. Well, i never really understood why they argued but hey, they are "Females". Nobody really understands them, Including themselves.

Back to the story, She was going berserk on gift selections, food selections, drinks selections as though they were getting married on that night... Gosh, what a mayhem. BUT, it all turn out well as plan, He got surprised with a dramatic act from Karmini's mother. She actually called him up, told him that no one is at home and she needs to get to the hospital due to some mishap. Well, That was a little too over the top la.. Cause she has loads and loads of her "other sons" which is so much nearer to her place then Devesh and it was suppose to be a small problem, like going to the clinic to get some medicine but she went the whole 9 miles with the hospital statement. It was funny i tell you.

Devesh was so Smartly dressed when he arrived, his expression of pretending it was a surprise is SO FAKE. BUT he tried to pleased everyone but acting surprised of course. We had some Domino's Pizza, Some fried chicken that Karmini cooked and of course SHIT LOADS OF BOOZE!

Happy Birthday to you Devesh, May your Putra grow with more and more spot lights and then be sold to Prem for RM6000. Remember, A deal is a DEAL!!! :p

Oh yeah, one of our fellow Bongsters is now a TV host and a Radio DJ. Prem Bongster goes live on the 3rd of January with his maiden appreance on 8TV Quickie. 11:30pm onwards. If you got the time, Please have a look at how he will fumble and laugh at himself. Of course la, He is new, but we predict that he will do just Great la, cause he is a natural. Trust me.

It has been a awfull new years for me cause i was SICK on the 31st of December 2008 at around 10:00PM. So, nothing much really happen for me on New Years cause i was sleeping under three plies of blanket shivering. What a great way to usher in 2009. That's all i have for now. Till we meet again.

Signing out once again with photo's from Devesh's Party.
One Love!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!

2008-12-26T14:30:00.002+08:00

We will like to take this oppurtunity to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Mambo Jambo No.3 =)

2008-12-18T18:48:00.007+08:00

Again, My sincere apologies for not writing any sooner. Looks like my boys are on "STRIKE" for no apparent reasons which is pissing the "CEO" off. I will send them each a warning letter. Economy is down, hopefully they will come back to reality soon or face termination. AND i MEAN IT!!!

Anyways, Remember i told you all that i don't really travel out of Klang to party anymore. Well, after 1 dose of "MAMBO", i was addicted. I was a Mambo freak. And this is my 3rd time going for Mambo @ Zouk. K.L. Damn, I'm going against my own principle but who cares, Mambo nights are great and you guys should try it too someday. I said 3rd time is because i went there last month to celebrate Shanker "boy"'s birthday. That time they have just finish renovating and boy it sucks. They put us all in a medium room and expected 100's of people to dance and party. CRAPS. So, we did not really enjoy ourselfs at MAMBO but we had fun for Shanker Boys birthday. Well, even if the place is DULL, you need people like us to make it pumping again. And trust me, THEY REALLY CAN ROCK THE HOUSE.
People like;
Prem - who dances like Jennifer Lopez.
Jules - who loves Michael Jacksons song so much that she will actually do the crouch grabbing dance everytime they play his songs. Talk about idolism.
Steven (The Playa) - Who loves taking chicks phone number and asking us to snap a picture for rememberance.
Chobie - Who becomes a SALSA freak when they start playing some mambo tunes.
Roshan - Who is always standing by the drinks, taking good care of it and making sure that the drinks are not lonely.
Sheila - OMG. I cannot even start to write down what she does... ermm... Keep it short, She is all the above.
Myself - I will always have to make sure that they are all in good condition. I am their EYES. And of course, i dance a little. Just a little.

There you go, the MAMBO freaks. I think Zouk will one day honour us with some MAMBO JAMBO titles cause we always seem to pump up their floor every Wednesday nights. Don't believe me and my photo's. Come on down to Zouk K.L on Wednesday nights for some Mambo Jambo. BUT just let me remind you that you guys might just be Addicted to it later on, but WHO CARES.

I will leave you with some photo's to make you a BELIEVER.

One Love!!

A Blast From MY PAST!!!

2008-12-01T09:02:00.005+08:00

Greetings, I have recently found some pictures in my album which is quite old... This is when you feel really really OLD.... And my God, time does fly past us when you least expected it. It's been Eight (8) years now since we left school and let me tell you, School nowadays just ain't like last time... So many things have change and ACS Klang now looks like a Prison compare to last time. Why? you may ask. Well, let me give you a few points to crack your head about.

Kids these days are way way (x20) shorter then before.

They don't really know the trick to Ponteng (skip) School like what we masterminds can do. Just walk out and the teachers will open the gate themselves for you.

When we are 12, We don't even know that mobile phone existed. It's a must for kids these days to carry a hand phone to school. And even when we found out that mobile phone do exist, It was the big ass Ericsson Cat eye phone which has the STRONGEST magnetic field which can make a fork stick to the phone when you are on the line. Or Nokia 5110 which has the game snake in it. We can't afford to make a call out so, we will play game with it. I only remember 2 person who carries a mobile phone and that was during our final years of schooling (Form 5, 2000). Mr Ossie Ong which owns a Ericsson T10 (Flip phone which can vibrate, yup, that was the latest phone), and Mr Prem, who will always takes his mothers mobile phone (Nokia 5110, which has the snake game) cause she rarely goes out. Trust me guys, We felt like the richest person on planet earth when we are around both of them with our heads up high, walking to Metro Club with their mobile phones on their hands even though it can fit in the pocket.

They have drivers picking them up from school, and never bothered to take public transportation or even Walk back when their house is like 5 blocks away.

They have Shit hell LOADS of cash, Allowance up to RM10 bucks a day. During our time, My mother use to give me RM2:00 for school and gosh, i felt like the prince of Malaysia. The richest person in my class is Mr Ossie Ong cause Mr. Ong Beng Chai use to give him like RM400 bucks allowance a month and gosh, That's a lot of money. He use to be our Finance Minister.

Arnold has a OLD Toyota Celica which we use to travel with after some of us have obtain drivers license. Now days, they get Proton Putra, Or some expensive sports car when they are 17. My father wont even let me ride his motorbike. Sigh...

When we know that Super Mario's mission was to save the princess from the evil tortoise, and Super Mario don't have a KART to help him. (Out of topic - just wanted to get it out)

Just a few points and trust me, we can go on and on but i just stop here. I'm glad to say that we had our best schooling days ever. Enjoyed it, don't regret it and will treasure it. Here are some of My/Our OLD SKOOL PICTURES for your viewing pleasures.

Signing Out.
One Love...

Happy 25th Birthday Chobie...

2008-11-19T17:37:00.005+08:00

Chobie's birthday is TODAY..... For those who haven't wish him.. Please do it now, Or before 12AM. Just a short info for you all...

Well, We didn't do much for his birthday... We ( Prem, Sri Ram, Roshan, Karmini, Melanie and Myself) went over to his house around 11:50PM and surprised him "Robber Style" with the help of his mom.. boy he was shocked... When Roshan actually charged towards him while he open his door. I'm sure he has thoughts of "Well, There goes my laptop, Ipod, Handphone again"..... Well, for short... He was surprised.... And we were all Surprised that he was surprised cause we thought this gig all already BASI (Rotten).... We use it for almost everybody on their birthdays....

I'm not sure whether it was Karmini or her Mom who bake the cake but it was home made... nice cake though..... Tasty.. We sat there for a while and all of us left because it was a working day (Today).

We were greeted by Chobie's "Brother and Sister" there... Many of you thought that Chobie is the only child but you guys are WRONG... He has a Brother and a Sister... Well, i didn't manage to snap pictures for the surprise to the cake cutting thingie... but i do have pictures of Chobie's brother and sister. (for those who are curious)

- Homer is the male black dog. You guys must be wondering why we can't name him blackie, Well, let's just say that the name is already taken....
- Brownie is the female brown dog which came into Chobie's house and refuse to leave after that.
- Roshan is the Transvestite Stray dog which happen to see a party and decided to do a strip tease which we all stopped him of course...

Onec again, We will like to wish Chobie a very Happy 25th Birthday.
Signing out
One Love...

Video's from all around C: Drive.... (inside my PC)

2008-11-17T12:28:00.008+08:00

I just found all this video on my PC. Thought I'll upload it. So, here you go...

Prem's Birthday. {Flaming}

Prem's Birthday Song.

Sulo's Birthday. {Flaming}

Phuket's Bangla Road. {Prem with Lizards}

Phuket's Boat Ride. {Island Hopping}

Well, That's all the video's that i have found... Plus, it does take a long time to upload it.. I'm tired. Till next time...

One Love!!

THE GeNeRaLs

2008-11-12T17:30:00.001+08:00

The GeNeRaLs are an elite counter-terrorist/terrorist {depending on who pays us more} tactical unit, similar to “HE-MAN and the Masters Of The Universe” freedom fighters. These fighting machines are trained to perform exceptionally dangerous, high-risk, counter-terrorism / terrorism operations that fall outside of the abilities of regular patrol officers. These can include performing hostage rescue/ making sure the hostages stay “Not Rescued” and/or armed intervention, preventing terrorist attacks and counter-terrorism, and engaging heavily-armed criminals, A.K.A “The Team Chicken squad” . Like other Special Forces units, The GeNeRaLs are equipped with the latest state of the art specialized firearms such as assault rifles, submachine guns, shotguns, , riot control agents, stun grenades, flash bangs{Vella Bomb} and high-powered rifles for marksmen (snipers). These men have specialized equipment including heavy body armor, entry tools, armored vehicles, night vision optics and tooth brushes….

HISTORY

Their exact origins are still unknown….but for details kindly contact KK or Prem….

TRAINING

The GeNeRaLs are selected from volunteers from Klang/PJ. Depending on the org policy, these men generally have to serve a minimum tenure before being able to apply for The GeNeRals{that being, u have to sit beside that fatass KK or Prem, which can be highly annoying cause they can be very loud!!!}. This tenure is a requirement, no excuses will be entertained.

The GeNeRaLs applicants undergo rigorous selection and training, similar to the training some special operations units in the military receive. Applicants must undergo written, oral, and psychological testing to ensure they are not only fit enough but also psychologically suited for tactical operations….{actually no la....but who cares….moving along}

Emphasis is NOT placed on physical fitness so an officer is not required to withstand the rigors of tactical operations

TEAM MEMBERS

GeNeRaL BoNeS

GeNeRaL SkYkIlLeR

GeNeRaL VeNoM

GeNeRaL KiLLeRBee

GeNeRaL SuPREMo

CONCLUSION

I had a sh&t load of time on my hands and I decided to blog…..but ya u can see us in action ever Friday/Saturday{maybe!!}…Im gonna video blog one of these sessions….trust me, you have to watch it….Laters

P:S – GeNeRaL Brownie has been deployed to serve Scotland Yard, Anti terrorist division. But unfortunately he was fired and now works as a waiter in a Punjabi Restaurant in London…GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!

JAMBO MAMBO JAMBO!!! ZOUK KL....

2008-11-12T16:12:00.007+08:00

As some of you guys may know, I don't usually go out with them boys nowadays for night outs very often cause my passport is only valid in Klang and thus making it illegal for me to step out beyond Klang... I also do believe that lighting might strike me if i pass Klang Toll. BUT rules are meant to be broken, so, i decided to join them for their Wednesday night MAMBO JAMBO @ Zouk KL. For those who knows what Mambo Jambo is all about, Good for you guys cause i don't... Seriously... i think it's some old school party every Wednesday night, if I'm not mistaken. Do correct me...

Anyways, Roshan, Chobie, Shanker"boy" and myself left from Klang at around 10PM while the rest meet up over at Zouk itself. At first i thought that it might be a small group of friends around and not many people will be there but It was crowded. Not soo bad but just nice.. Come on people.. It's a Wednesday night.... Don't you guys have to WORK the next day?!? Our Group from 4 (From Klang), slowly grew to at least 10 or more... Let me try to recall those who are there... There is Roshan, Chobie, Shanker, Prem, Basil, Jules, Steven, Hafiz, a friend of Hafiz, Sheila, A weird friend of Sheila and more here and there...

Well, My perception changed, It was a great night and we all had a blast. The songs were great, the crowd were awesome, and the friends there made it a very special night... Steven was on FIRE that night.. Making his awesome moves and stunts. Oh yeah, not forgetting Roshan too was on fire with Sheila's weird friend. Correct?? Say goodbye to Roshan's Janaki... Woohoo...
Looking forward to Mambo next time but not so soon la... ok... I will leave you guys with some photo's on how does it feel to be MAMBO JAMBO "ing" that night.
Signing out with a photo of Sheila asking you guys who wants to go for MAMBO next week to give her a CALL!! Hahahhaa...
One love.

For Those Who Didn't Wish HIM!!

2008-11-12T15:25:00.010+08:00

Yup, The title is a bit OUT la.. but seriously, for those who didn't or forgotten to wish Prem for his birthday, This is what you miss... So much for wanting to save 20 cents on your phone bill. Well, his birthday was like a month ago and sorry it took so long to be updated here because somebody else was suppose to write about it but as usual la..... "You know who you are!!!"

Anyways, Prem celebrated his 25th Birthday last month and it was a blast. We all headed down to Klang Modesto's @ Centro and partied like a rock stars there. For those who is away during that time, especially those in London, Don't worry, we always think of you guys while we partied. The photo's don't show it, but we are actually sad that you guys are not here with us.. ok?? Can't remember much about that night cause i was floating and here are some photo's for you all to drool over.

Oh yeah, By the way, That's his new look. No more bald. He is a Blondie now... Literally... hahaha
One Love...

Go Obama Go!!

2008-11-04T21:09:00.009+08:00

It’s freaking cold here in London and it’s getting more depressing. It gets dark at around 4pm and you spend most of your time at home. I read somewhere in a local news paper that suicide rates are especially high during this period and many people suffer from post traumatic syndrome. Having a cold and gloomy weather such as this it’s no wonder. Anyway staying at home with nothing to do I decided to do some blogging. I came back from Konstanz, Germany via Zurich two weeks ago and it was great. Had some good food, met some nice people and enjoyed the different culture and environment. There wasn’t nothing much to see or do in Zurich except shopping. But that was expensive as well; I was shocked to see a Bata store in one of the high streets in Zurich. Imagine Bata!! s**t back home it was a crappy brand and it was everyone’s last choice or needed to save money would get it. Konstanz was amazing surrounded with old buildings and located beside a huge lake called Lake Konstanz which borders Switzerland and Austria. Not going to bore you further, just to let you know I did all the touristy stuff and you have to go there to get the feel and experience which cannot be described in this blog.

Decided to go partying on Halloween and I planned the night out with Sunny and made a promise that this would be the last night out for the month and would not go out until December because of the tight budget I had to fulfill. It was as usual a crazy night out, started off drinking at bar in Liverpool Street called Barracuda with Aruna and Sunny’s friend Suniel. Left the bar and headed east to Brixton Academy where they had a Halloween rave party called Underworld. It was massive, lots of people dressed in costumes and after that to a after party in a nearby club. This time both me and Sunny were drunk and we followed some friends to this after party where we saw everyone dressed in scary costumes. The scene in the club reminded me the show Beatlejuice. Left all the scene at around 5am and it was freezing!!

Have been laying low and working really hard to make the money for my next Euro trip. Everyday it’s getting really cold and the day turns to night really early. Winter in London really sucks!! This is the time where friends and company really matters. I’m lucky to have Asvin, Sunny and a cousin nearby and a chick to keep warm during these cold nights. Although London is this crazy place filled with so many people, ironically sometimes you feel alone and frustrated. While writing this, I’m watching the TV and the American presidential election coverage is going on. I really hope Obama wins and change take place, It would really be good to watch history in the making as he would be the first black president to stay in the white house. I hope Malaysia and it’s people mature and learn from the United States, to look pass racial discrimination and maybe one day elect a Chinese or Indian Prime Minister.

It's not easy to find good food

2008-10-18T10:22:00.007+08:00

Since I’m out of a job I’m gonna be spending more time blogging. Nothing much happen since the underwear incident except that Sunny did an embarrassing move this morning during brunch at a café here in Oxford Circus. I wasn’t there to witness it but according to Ash they were sitting in a restaurant having something to eat when Sunny gave a big loud fart in the restaurant that a man sitting behind him couldn’t stand the smell that he left the restaurant leaving behind his half drank beer looking very dismayed. Hehehehe. The weather was good and I drag both of them to go window shopping for a pair of shoes before I head off to Zurich in a few days time. Manage to find something good but did not buy anything cause I just wanted to compare prices and not rush into buying anything.

Left to meet a friend of mine named Jong who is from Korea and his girlfriend for dinner. He invited me to his place for some good Korean food. Met Reika in Bond street and we headed off to his place. The food was excellent and for your information, Korean food is really spicy. I thought that Malaysian food was the one made you go running for ice water but I was wrong!! Korean food is above that level and instead of ice water it made you run for some ice-cream or something cold and sweet. It was literally like putting your tongue under the fire. Somehow or rather with all this effect the food still tasted good. One thing that surprise me the most and caught my attention was the awesome rice cooker he had. It was so technologically advanced that the rice cooker actually talked!! I’m not joking it really talked!!. It would tell you what buttons to push and when you need to open the cover and stir the rice and when it’s done or you can even set a timer on when you wanted your rice cooked. How cool is that. Maybe some of you have seen this special rice cooker before but forgive me I wasn’t born with a silver spoon. According to him the rice cooker he has is actually like 5yrs old!! The rice cooker cooked rice perfectly because once you’ve eaten this rice you’ll eat rice cooked from a normal rice cooker.

After the meal we talked about each other’s countries and they were surprise to hear about Malaysia and how diverse it was and amazed on how the majority Malays have so much of privileges and how we are fighting for equal rights. We talked till about 1am and I had to leave cause it was getting late. Caught the bus back home and As I was about to sleep my roommate came home around 2.30am drunk and luckily not with a guy but another girl friend of hers. She was talking to her friend so loudly that I think she even woke-up the f****g neighbors. I could hear her rumbling about a guy she met at some party and that he lives in the same building flat but in a different floor and that he was gorgeous and good looking or something. Good thing she didn’t bring him back or else I would be hearing f****g moaning and bed squeaking all night. That’s what you get when you live with outsiders!!! Cuz Cheryl was also pissed off with all the noise she was making in the middle of the night and sms me that she will do the same thing on purpose the next day…revenge is sweet I told her!!!!hehehehe.

Where is THE SHIP? and Where is my UNDERWARE??

2008-10-16T18:46:00.006+08:00

Well some news over here in London for all you guys who has been wondering what the hell is going on over here. First let me start by sending all my love and regards to everyone I know back home both family and friends. I have been very busy at work and life for the past few months which did not allow me time to post any blogs. Met and made a lot of friends since I started work in a restaurant in Paddington called Yakitoria. Anyway it's closed now due to unforseen financial problems a.k.a recession, will get back to this story later.
Sunny a friend from back home finally got his ass over here and started partying and taking all he can of the London experience. The party started on friday because it was Sunny's birthday and he really wanted to go all out partying, even tough his birthday was actually suppose to be on Sunday. So we all planned to meet at this club called Carbon in Marble Arch which was recommended by a friend of Cheryl because it played hip-hop and R&B music on friday nights and also because Sunny likes that type of music. I met them all at the club after work and they were all pissed drinking champagne cocktails like in some MTV music video, looking at them I had to catch-up to their level if I was to start partying. Before going to Carbon I had to bear the bad news that Yakitoria was closing down, it was sad and depressing but thats life and I had to accept changes. So drinking my sorrows was the next thing to do with good friends by my side. Did I mention that the whole club was 90% black people and 10% others, it was like going to Harlem or something in the middle of the goddam night and asking for trouble. After having a few drinks everyone was a friend and Sunny manage to pick up a good looking black chick. We were all happy he was having a good time so we partied till Cheryl had to go home because she was tired and I decided to walk her to a cab. I tried to re-enter the club again but the bouncer told me that the club rule is when you step out of the club you can’t re-enter, so I called Asvin and he told Sunny to leave because I was outside and it was cold. This time it was 2.30am and the club closes at 3am. I told Asvin I wanted to leave and that I will meet him at Baywater with Sunny, but Ash insisted we wait for Sunny because he was really pissed drunk. So Asvin came out to meet me while we waited for Sunny at the bus stop outside the club. Ash told Sunny to get the chicks number and leave and call her 2morrow. Finally After waiting for about 20mins with Ash in the cold Sunny comes to us Drunk as hell and he ask us to follow him and the chicks to this place called THE SHIP. Me and Ash just wanted to go home because we were out of money, tired, cold and just wanted to go home. Sunny was shouting at the bus stop, where there were at least 20 or more people there and he saying this,

"I have a BLACK CHICK!!! she wants to go to THE SHIP!!, lets go!! It's my birthday and it's my first time getting a BLACK CHICK!! she is hot and etc..." begging us to go to THE SHIP, while he was doing this the girls left on some trishaw and he was so desperate to follow them that he started asking everyone at the bus stop and everyone that walk pass the bus stop where THE SHIP was?. Let me give you some information about London. London has at least 11-15 million people and it has at least 200,000 - 250,000 or more clubs and bars. It's not like KL where you can find a club or bar and someone will know where it is. I told Sunny this but he was to drunk to understand. His mind was still in KL, so me and Ash laughed and watched him ask everyone where THE SHIP was. The best part is he forgot to take her number!!, well done Sherlock!!!

Next day was Yakitoria's closing party, free booze and free food. I invited Cheryl, Ash and Sunny. It was both sad and awesome because there was so much of free booze, and every alcohol imaginable was available for us to drink. Day 2 of Sunny’s birthday started of with Kir Royal’s again, I opened a bottle of champagne just for us and finish a bottle of blueberry liqueur to make the Kir Royal’s. Anyway it was all free and good, nothing much took place that day except for the sad good bye’s of my ex-colleagues. Came Sunday and all of us had a good rest and good food courtesy of Asvin. He cooked some good chili squid for us which we all enjoyed.

Black Monday came and we were all moody, three of us planned to meet up for dinner in Malaysian Hall. Sunny didn’t want to go at first because he was not feeling well due to alcohol poisoning!! Hehehe. Manage to drag him and we had a good dinner. After dinner we decided to go to Piccadilly Circus and Leicester Square to just past the time and to also check out the scene. We took the double decker bus and manage to get good seats which was at the top and right in-front. While on the bus Sunny saw something coming out of Asvin’s jeans near his ankle above his shoes. It was black and thought that maybe he had step on something. When looking at it Asvin started to freak out and started shaking his leg to get the black thing stuck on his ankle off. He manage to wiggle it off and after close examination he found out that it was his underware!! hahahahahahaha. We started laughing so loud that I think the people behind the bus was annoyed and I think some of them were laughing as well. After laughing for about half an hour we finally ask Ash how on earth did it get there?? According to Ash when he took of his jeans the other night, he took it off together with his underware and he forgot to wash it the next morning and when he went out tonight he just took the jeans and wore it without knowing that the underware was hidden in the jeans!!!. He was so embarrassed as there were girls as well in the bus sitting behind us giggling, we finally reach our stop and he waited downstairs, unfortunately there was a bit of a traffic jam which took the bus about 3-5mins to stop. During this time while Ash was waiting at the bottom of the stairs of the bus, Sunny took his underware and threw it at him. The underware landed right on top of Ash’s hat!!!! Ash vigorously shaked his head side to side to get the underware off which finally fell off to the ground. Now people downstairs saw what was going on and some were smiling and some were curious of what black stuff had fallen off Ash’s hat. Ash was hiding the underware behind him by standing in front of it and blocking it from people’s view. Some old man on the bus was trying to see what fell off and shaked his head in disbelief when he saw the underware. Sunny and me was laughing our head off until we had headaches. When the bus finally stop we all ran out laughing in Piccadilly Circus like a bunch of people who had too much to drink. Took a pic of this funny incident, hope you manage to spot the underware in the pic!!!

So that was the story of the SHIP and UNDERWARE story in London. Hope to blog more soon but now I’m out of a job and I’m hunting. Again, regards and Love to all back home and by the way the girl in the pic with Sunny and Cheryl is not the Black chick Sunny was with, it’s Sunny’s childhood friend who joined us that evening. Ohh yeah and Sunny finally had closure after we found THE SHIP somewhere in SOHO. But he is still looking for that hot black chick.

Our Awesome Phuket Trip. - DAY 3 & 4 -

2008-10-03T10:21:00.014+08:00

Greetings... Before we start with day 3, We want to take this opportunity to with all our Muslim friends Selamat Hari Raya!!! Maaf Zahir Dan Batin if we have done or said anything wrong to you guys. Have a great Raya and keep some rendang for us. Zamri, we are heading to your place for your mother's Sotong Sambal. Don't hide it. We can smell it. I mean, Prem can smell it. :p
DAY 3, Again, we got up early because of the excellent breakfast that they serve in the hotel. We encountered the same chef and waitress that served us. This time, they just gave us the whole bacon and eggs. No questions asked. Pity them.... hahahaha... Grab a quick bite and off we go for our Island tour at 8A.M. Again, we were late but this time, the driver didn't curse as much as yesterdays driver. :p He just showed his one mile long face. Damn, we really know how to piss Thai people off. Anyways, the journey to the jetty is pretty long. 1 hour plus to be exact by the time we reach there, the sun was already in full power to fry us all up. We hopped on the boat and left the jetty for another exciting journey. All of us were trying on our snorkeling equipments and flippers. Prem had to do it la... Pity this Japanese girl (AMIKO) who had to sit beside him. He put on his equipment and started breathing heavily behind her with the face of a serial killer. She turned around and got a shock. She was frighten but we all had a good laugh. We have two Gay couples on the boat and this Japanese girl which later on we found out that she was suppose to come with another friend but her friend fell ill. That's why she was alone for the island tour. So, we invited her to hang out with us since she was all alone. :p Fantastic tour. The fishes was so friendly and so used to us humans that they started to swim very close to us. Awesome tour i must say. Just a little caution if you guys want to go for island tour. The underwater current is very strong. You will get swept away if you do not be careful, Myself, Devesh and Karmini got swept far away and have to swim at least half an hour to get back to the beach. That was scary but thank God nobody panic and we were all safe. It was a half day tour, so we all left the island around 2P.M and headed back to our hotels. We were all DEAD tired and slept for a while.

Later on, The girls decided to go do some shopping again and we boys went to ride out bikes for the last time before we return it. We rode on a winding road to various places to look for entertainment. We stop by a shooting range, They have all the guns. We were amazed but it was too pricey. We left and found a go kart track. Since there was no more stuff left to do, we went for it. Us being Malaysian decided to talk for best price again and guess what... We got 60o baht for 20 minutes ride while the rest paid 1200 baht. hahaa... They hate Malaysian.... They hated us to the core... We had a blast on the short track. It was fun. I lost to them cause of some technical problem with my kart. We headed back home later after that to return the bikes.
On our last dinner night, we decided to go fancy abit. Just right outside of our hotel, there's this place called The LOFT BYD. Buffet style BBQ dinner. It was fantastic. We met the owners, both husband and wife and we ate like there's no tomorrow but with style la since it's a classy place. We headed back to our hotels and slept cause we were all exhausted.
End of day three.

DAY 4,
Got up early. Went for our last breakfast in the hotel. The waitress and chef have never looked so cheerfull before. I think they know it's our last day there. They were all very HAPPY! hahaha... But we couldn't possibly do it today. After so many days of bacons, we were all fed up with it. Decided to go after koko crunch and other stuffs. We ate full, not bloated but full.

Packed up our stuffs and headed down to the lobby to wait for our transportation. We were the only sad people there cause everybody in the hotel seems to be very cheerful only for that day. Knn's. Checked out, loaded the bags into the Van and headed back to the airport. We got so happy to see the ONLY Proton car in Phuket. It's a GEN 2. I think it's the only Proton car there which he must have won it for free. :p Checked in to the airport and boarded the plane for home. We were pretty sad by then, so we didn't snap anymore pictures in KL.
Well, That's our story......
Great trip, awesome company, A Never ending memory! Will treasure it Dearly.
One Love!

Our Awesome Phuket Trip. - DAY 2 -

2008-09-30T13:32:00.012+08:00

Sa va dee Kap!! Ba ba bo bo's....
Since i am free, i shall continue with DAY 2. We started our day quite early actually and head down for our breakfast in the hotel. Breakfast was great. They have waffles and also Bacon's. We ate like there's no tomorrow. We ate until the cook was showing his bacon face to us. We finished up their bacon and eggs. They were crying. They were angry. We are satisfied and FULL! I think they are going to ban us. :p After that we rested for a while and head down to the swimming pool. The boys did some laps (Around 20 laps) to burn off the extra bacon's while the girls were tanning themselves. We have our very own Tyra Banks (Tyra Bigs) with us. Later on, we adjourn to the beach to catch some waves but the inevitable happen, it began to rain. Strong winds started to blow our huge umbrella's off but it didn't break us down. We bought a couple of beers and we stayed there and braced the wind while everybody else ran off for shelters. Thank god the rain was only for a short while. We went after the waves and conquered the beach. The waves were pretty big but not big enough to surf. Later on, we left the girls to do some sight seeing. We grab another bottle of beer and headed down the road. Then the Ultimate happen.....We found a motorbike rental area. No, it's not just normal Kapcai's. They also have Choppers and Superbikes. We were amazed and excited. We went for it and started negotiating for the perfect price and we manage to do so. RM250 for 3 BIKES. 2 Superbikes and 1 Chopper. It was heaven. We were like small kids looking at our new toys. First ride was to the petrol station to get some fuel. We were the eyes of Patong Beach now. Everybody is staring at us. Everybody is Cursing at us. We don't care, We became WILD HOGS. We became RIDERS. But got slight problem la.... Due to high traffic and narrow roads, we only can cruise at a top speed of 50KM/H. Pretty upsetting to have a powerful bike but we just can't test them out. Damn.... The best part is, we totally forgot about the girls which will also be known as our biker chicks from now. We left them at the beach and it was about 1 hour ago. Oppsss... We headed for the beach and couldn't locate them. So, we went back to the hotels and found them all in Prem's room with angry faces. We got lectured, dejected, rejected and some even got injured. The WILD HOGS. We rested for a while and later on decided to send our Biker Chicks to do some shopping while we boys take another WILD ride. This time, we are going very far. We decided to head for another beach in another town. We went to our neighbors beach. KAMALA BEACH.
Which is quite nearby actually. (10 minutes ride only) Another damn.....
We found a Bar over by the beach and guest what, It's a bikers bar. What a coincidence. We have just began riding bikes and we are going to biker bars and becoming like them. How nice. We found a few nice place with beautiful views and just went we wanted more, it was already time for us to head home. We had plans for the night. We are going for a show. Not any normal show. It's the Simon's CABARET show.We showered, changed, quickly ran outside to grab some food and our transport was already waiting. We were late. The driver started to curse in some Thai language and it was not good. We apologized to the rest of the people in the van and made peace. We reach the theater and we got the front seats. Can you imagine. It was great..... UNTIL.... the boys found about that the dancers are all LADYBOYS.... My balls shrank, Prem,Devesh and myself started planning our exit routes and ways to run if they ever come near us. We are terrified with ladyboys. We can't bring any camera's in so, we can't capture any of the performance but you can watch some of the introduction on youtube.

Our perception change after that show. It actually freak us out even more. Some of them ladyboys are very, extremely gorgeous. Pictures don't lie. Have a look. We are now officially scared to look at any other girls there besides our girlfriends. I think the girls plan for the show la. Whatever the plan is, It worked. We were A bunch of extremely loyal boyfriends that every girls dream off. Nevertheless, The show was fantastic. greatly performed and extremely professionals. We head back for our hotel and pack some nice pork dim sum for supper from 7-11. (How cool is that). Had a drinking sessions in Prem's room cause we are terrified to go out now and slept around 1A.M.
It was another AMAZING day in Phuket. Things are just getting better and better. Stay tuned for DAY 3.

One love!!!

OUR Awesome Phuket Trip. - DAY 1 -

2008-09-30T10:08:00.025+08:00

Greetings, Or should i say Sa Va Dee Kap... :p Some of you guys might heard about our little trip to Phuket and some of you might not. So, here i am to tell you all the stories on what happen and HOW AMAZING was the TRIP! Don't be jealous OK..... :p
7 of us went for the trip. Prem, Shali, Sulo, Karmini, Devesh, Melanie and Myself.

Let me recall what happen in DAY 1.

First of all, AirAsia cancel our morning (7:25 A.M) flight and put us all to 12:45PM flight but no complains la, since Karmini and Devesh was on that flight because they booked the tickets later. We ended being together. BIG MISTAKE AIRASIA. Never put us all in a same flight!! You guys will end up regretting it.

09:00 A.M - I was in Mel's house playing with Little Baby Giselle while waiting for Karmini to pick us up to Prem's. (Just trying to PISS Karmini off)

10:00 A.M - We all arrived at Prem's house to wait for our transport. Got briefed from our commando A.K.A our God mother A.K.A Prem's Mother. We lay out our strategy points and massively plan for something massive which we don't know what we were talking about cause as usual, nobody was paying attention. Everyone is Excited about the trip.

10:30 A.M - Transport arrive with our Michael Jackson driver. Loaded all our bags into the van, say our goodbyes and off we go to the Airport.

11:30 A.M - Reached the airport and we Checked in. Now trying to kill time. Karmini saw McDonald's and convince everybody to get some bite while I'm outside having a cold beer which we took from home with Prem and Devesh. I tell you, we were getting stares from here and there (mostly Indonesians) and we are beginning to think to ourselves, what are we doing wrong here.. Is it because we are drinking beer in a public area... finally we remembered, It's puasa MONTH and they are just staring at our beers and not us... hahahaha... We downed the whole can of beer to avoid being whacked in front of the airport and went in to the departure gate.
12:45 P.M - Boarded the plane. Airbus A320 to be exact. Got to our seats and rested our ass. Being the mischievous one, Prem decided to come up with the idea of CLAPPING/CHEERING after the stewardess made the safety Presentations/announcements. We got stared down like COWS being milked by a sadistic farmer. All of us turn to Garfield and kept quiet for the whole flight. Just a question running in our heads, Is it really hard to smile on board the plane? Cause there was a stewardess walking up and down with a BIG (i am PISSED OFF) face as if she has a BIG CRAB stuck up her Ass. Never mind, We got there safely and it was a pleasant flight.

2.15 P.M - (Phuket Time) We reached the airport and was queuing up at the immigration checkpoint and my GOD it's a long Que. We waited and waited for like almost close to an hour before i got a CHOP on my Virgin Passport. Stop by some duty free stores and bought bottles for ourselves. Got on a CAB and started our journey to the hotel (Andaman Beach Suites at PATONG BEACH!)

3:20 P.M - Reached our hotel and we rested for a while. The room was superb. Hospitality was GREAT and we are all fired up for more adventures.

5:00 P.M - We all met up in Prem's room and went on to find for some food just outside of our hotel and boy we got shocked. We walk to a street where there was a lot of seafood stalls and every time we pass by a shop, A person will stop us and ask us to SIT and EAT there. We were being harass every 2 minutes and they were all very persistent, trying their level best to market their food to us. Finally, we found a stall which we are comfortable with and guess what, It's a MALAYSIAN stall. Yup, We went all the way to Phuket to eat some Malaysian Nasi Goreng and stuffs. Haiyohh..... We just didn't want our stomach to give us trouble before we start our adventures la... So, Malaysian food sounds like a great place to start with. We went to the beach after our meal to have a look see and it was great. We were a little amused with a couple of things but the scene was spectacular. We even saw a lady bathing her DOG by the beach. Waves are huge and we are enjoying the cool breeze. The beach was like 300 metres away from our hotel. Saw a few Tsunami evacuation signs boards and also a couple of funny sign boards.

6:00 P.M - As we were heading back to our hotels, the girls suddenly decide to get a massage. We went to a massage parlour and trust me, there are LOADS of massage parlours there and please don't choose a whore joint for one. Tried to ask for Seven spots but they could only cater for 4 at once. So, the boys left the ladies there and scout for another massage parlour nearby. We found one just beside a clinic and that Doctor has a pretty interesting name. Check out the photo. :p Devesh and myself have never been to a massage parlour before unlike Prem the professional. He was calming us down and telling us that do's and don't. There were three Thai ladies attending to us. 1 was an Old Lady, 1 was in her mid 30's and last one was young. Prem then starts his nonsense by saying Devesh will get the old lady cause she likes younger guys and so on.. but guess who she attended to... Yup, that's right.. PREM! Devesh got the young lady. Both of us are not complaining but Prem was pretty QUIET throughout the whole massage. I was great. We felt awesome after the massage and that was a great 1st time experience for Devesh and myself.

7:15 P.M - We went to look for the girls and they are not done yet. So, we went to grab some beer nearby some shops and boy we were shock. A BIG bottle of Chang Beer was only 55 Bath. That's around RM5.50 for a BIG bottle of BEER. We grab three and start to drink by the roadside. Minutes later, the girls came out and we headed to a 7-11 store nearby. Boy was we surprised. 7-11 there sells liquor, beers, burgers and PORK DIM SUM. Everything there is Pork pork pork. Instant noodles pork flavour. Tooth paste pork flavour and so on. :p The girls did some shopping inside while we boys sat outside 7-11 and drink our beers. We did it in Malaysia and we sure can do it in Phuket. After that, we headed back to our rooms to freshen up and rest.
8:15 P.M - All met up in Prem's room and start our plans. We brought out a MAP and started pinning down locations for that night. We decided to head down to Bangla Road which is famous for A Go Go bars and lady Boys. We took a Tuk Tuk and Prem fell in love with it. He now wants a Tuk Tuk for his Birthday. So, those who got any connections, Please let us know. He wants to make a road trip to Penang with the Tuk tuk. LOL.... It's was crazy... We reached Bangla Road and started our walk. As usual, we were being harass by them Thai guys every 30 seconds with a laminated brochure and repeating the sentence. "Want to see PING PONG - PING PONG SIR"
Gosh, How many ping pong girls are there if we are being harass every 30 seconds??
And to answer all your Dirty thoughts which is running to your heads right now, NO, we didn't go to any of the Ping Pong show, and NO, We don't know what the hell they are talking about. :p Heck, i don't even know how to play ping pong and they keep asking me about Ping Pong. :p
Karmini went berserk for a while, we thought she was possessed but no... She just saw McDonald's, So, we decided to grab some bite there and guess what, they have PORK Burgers too. Prem was enjoying his burgers la... Pork eating another Pork. Haiyohhh.... the servings are huge and it taste the same as the McDonald's in Malaysia. No Biggie. There are shit loads of Lady boys there. We real boys are SHIT scared. They will grab you and pull you towards them and they, being lady boys still have some MANLY strength. All the boys have never held on so tightly to our girlfriends during that walk through Bangla Road. Everyone there is a Dog lover, Every shop you enter, there will be a dog there to greet you. We went in a Bar and actually saw a DOG on the table but it was a dead bar so we headed down to a Aussie bar cause Sulo suddenly have some cravings for some Aussie guys... oopss i mean Aussie beers. We shoot some pool had a great time getting drunk and headed back to our hotel by 12:30 A.M cause everyone was exhausted with all the activities and beers.

And that was only our first day and we have 3 more days to go. Stay tune for DAY 2.
One Love!!

Notting Hill Carnival

2008-09-06T22:23:00.004+08:00

Hey hey hey...its been awhile...sorry la...been busy with work/ moving houses/partying/ enjoying the summer in London!! hehe...well all good things has to come to an end...yes, the sun is no longer here, its pissing down with rain now...but hey, its London..there are still things to do!! :P Anyways, moved to a new crib in Bayswater. Central of London..great area, bars, restaurants, clubs, malls are all just a 2 minute walk!! Wohoo....Daryl lives just down the road from me...another wohooo...

Anyway, just to let you just know about our time during the Notting hill carnival..It is one of the biggest festivals in Europe. It started out many years ago by the Caribbean community living in London...today people come from all over to enjoy this 2 day fiesta!! Imagine, carnivals in Brazil??well we might have it better...haha ( maybe not) But all I can say there were lots of beautiful half/full naked women wondering the streets!!haha ( love ya baby) Anyway, I arrived at Daryl's with my cousin abt 12pm . It was a Bank holiday and everyone was out and about...Weather was nice and sunny..So yeap, we found the nearest tesco and got some booze...boozed up at Daryl's and then, my phone was going nutters!!had loads of friends who were around and who wanted to catch up...My plan was to get a big group to unite and party...but then soon to realise, how the hell are we gonna find each other amongst 2-3 million people???ridiculous!! Phones were up and down and finally we managed to find a common spot to meet up...Daryl's crib...Managed to get a group of 10 great people from many diff parts of the world.. but just could get the rest...so, we headed off to the streets and it went off sick!! people partying all over..floats...parties on the streets..on hire buses...a whole new experience for us lot who has not been!!

Found this street and there was this crazy arse DJ spinning wicked tunes on one of the streets.!! Partied there and we finally moved to experience a diff part of the carnival, the 'Rastafarian zone' I would call it...hard core reggae gigs on stage....packed as hell...got high with second hand 'Cannabis' smoke!!haha..( everyone in that area was high on it ) People are just selling them so openly...Was a shocker to us cause, back home, things as such are really hush hush...

anyway, drank...got stuck in what I would consider almost a stamp pit!! that was bloody scary...Took us 20 mins to walk a 30 second walk...headed to a random bar...had drinks..headed to another bar, had more drinks...and finally after 12 hours of partying, we decided to call it quits!! Guess what, I had to work the next day!! argh!! but it was worth it...every single time!! anyways, gonna upload the pictures and if I can get the video up...Till then..dontcha miss me!!

Ash Bongster

Puli Katte @ Tiger Woods Whooo?

2008-09-04T08:11:00.010+08:00

Here's the story. We're tired of clubbing. We're tired of drinking. We're tired of just sitting around. We're tired of not doing anything productive. We want a change. And a change is what we got. The ANSWER to all our tiredness, it a tiring game called GOLF! Here's what most of us do during the week, or at least once a week. We hit the driving range. We're beginers. We buy about 100 or so balls each. And we whack the heck out of them balls. We're getting there. We're getting better as each week passes. Soon you'll see us on the golf courses around the world. Soon you'll see us in airports around the world with our golf bags. Soon you'll see us on TV as professional golfers. It's an addiction. Something we thought we'd never get addicted to. So beware. Be afraid the golf world. We're coming to take over........

Trying to get the swings right!!

Checking Roshan's Distance And Than Trying To Beat It!!

Full Concentration!! (Praying The Ball Will Go Straight)

The Ball's Still There but Pretending He Sent It Far Away.....And Than Time For A Nap!!

Martians are WAY much COOLER!!!

2008-08-28T11:39:00.006+08:00

There’s a reason why they say Men are from MARS and Women are from Venus. Well, the fact is MARS is actually cooler as they are further away from the sun as unlikely Venus which gets burn because they are closer. Scientifically proven that mars may perhaps one day be habitable to us humans but Venus, I don’t think so! That’s a reason us humans here are exploring MARS more rather then Venus cause it’s to complicated.

Well, to cut short the story. The fact is females are harder to please then us guys. Those of you who are already laughing or smiling will understand what I’m actually saying here. Venusians will actually come out with all this write ups and facts that sometimes just don’t make any sense to us guys. Do you think that we will just live with it?? I don’t think so!! A few examples of Venusians having too much of free time and starts writing up these kinds of “RULES” that I suppose us MALES are suppose to follow them… Let me know what you think…

The Female Merit/Demerit System......

And how we are rated.In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the system is set up.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed. (+1)

You make the bed but forget the decorative pillow. (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants. (+5)

In the rain. (+8)

But return with Beer. (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something. (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod. (+10)

It's her pet. (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party. (0)

You stay by her side for a while and then leave to chat with a college buddy. (-2)

Named Tina. (-10)

Tina is a dancer. (-20)

Tina has silicone implants. (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner. (+2)

You take her out to dinner, and it's not a sports bar. (+3)

Okay, it is a sports bar. (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night. (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie. (+1)

You take her to a movie she likes. (+3)
You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)

You take her to a movie you like. (-2)

It's called 'Death Cop.' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)

You say, "It doesn't matter; you have one too." (-8000)

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]

You hesitate in responding. (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response. (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes. (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)

So, In response to that “RULES”, Ashwin has created a short and simple rules of our own which is not complicated yet sophisticated just like what we guys are. No going around the bush and trees. We don’t have so much of free time like you ladies. So, our rules are quite short and simple.

The male Merit/Demerit System......And how we rate

SIMPLE DUTIES :

Making the bed (+1)

breakfast on bed (+2)

Talking While we have breakfast (-1000)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

Want to stay home when the boys have a 'boys' night ( +1)

Wanna Follow (-20)

Calling us halfway through the night (-2000)

HIS BIRTHDAY

Buy him a beer ( +1000)

Sex (+2000)

Beer after Sex (+3000)

Waking him up early to take u shopping the next day ( - 100,000)

COMMUNICATION

No such thing!!

Ladies, don’t get us wrong. We guys respect you all and we think that females are equally the same. It’s just that, sometimes, everybody needs to be corrected as life goes on. We are not here to show supremacy but merely trying to get things back on track. :p

You females need us as much as we males need you. So, why don’t call it even?

Cheers and Happy Birthday SULO!!!

One Love!

Being Indecisive Creates Major Headache...

2008-08-27T09:28:00.003+08:00

Firstly, I would like to apologize for the long absentees of us, fellow bongsters. We have all been very busy, some busy with work and some busy with handling too much of free time until they forgot about the blog. Nevertheless, all is still alive and kicking, just can’t find any free time to update this blog which I am going to do it today right now.

I’m currently torn between two lovers and no, it’s not about my girl. It’s about two Phones. YES. Two Mobile Phones…. I’m talking about the coolest phone/pocket pc phone now. Samsung i900 Omnia between Samsung F480 Tocco. If it wasn’t for the price, my first choice will definitely be the omnia of course. With a staggering price tag of RM2799 for 8G and RM2999 for 16G, not everybody can afford these babies. It does comes will cool functions and stuff like GPS receiver and WiFi but let’s face the fact, who does really use a mobile phone to surf the net when you can buy a GOOD LAPTOP with that price. And about the GPS… Unless you travel to some where new everyday, you don’t really find any use for the device either. Well, it does apply for me. I just like the phone for the functions (Touch Screen) and camera (5.0MP). Sigh…. What a beautiful phone but an ugly price tag.

Samsung i900 Omnia

So, Yesterday I heard that Prem has gotten himself a new phone. It’s a Samsung. I thought he has gotten the omnia but no… It was Samsung F480 Tocco. It’s much slimmer, has the same Camera (5.0MP), also has a touch screen and the most important part is that is way much cheaper then OMNIA. Around RM1600 – 1800 which is so much cheaper!!! The Samsung F480 doesn’t have GPS (which I won’t use) and WiFi (which I don’t think that I will sit in star bucks and stare at a small little device when everybody there is using a laptop) So, it’s a perfect phone for me, right?? Damn, I’m actually still thinking about it as my old trustee Sony Ericsson T610 has been very faithful to me and it will be hard for me to let it go. hmmm…

Samsung F480 Tocco

I will be getting it soon. Maybe tomorrow or something. Or next week… latest by next month I think. Indecisiveness breeds confusion, that’s all I can say…

Anyways, a group of us is actually planning for a trip to PHUKET on September. Woohoo… So far, 6 people have already confirmed. We are currently waiting for another 2. I’ll be sure to write about the trip later when we come back. I might also snap a few picture if I have gotten the Samsung by then… So, that’s the little update on what we/I have been doing or craving for.

Am looking forward for more gatherings. Till then…

One Love!!

The Story About ...

2008-08-15T09:13:00.003+08:00

I just have to share with you this story which one our friend Shanker forwarded to my e-mail.

Check it out.

This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month, at Shah Alam. Her name is Priya; she was hit by a lorry.

I don't want to mention the name of the college. She had a boyfriend names Shankar. He lives in Johore. Both of them are true lovers. They arealways on the phone with each other. You can never see her without her hand phone.

She spends ¾ of the day talking with Shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family (just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my hand phone". She also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry her coffin. I was there ~ a lot of them tried to do so but still couldn't , everybody including me, had tried to carry the coffin, the result was still the same.

Eventually, they called their neighbor, a "bomoh" from Thailand (pak Darin), who is a friend of her father's. He took a seat and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her friends told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and places her phone, together with the SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could now be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked (can you feel the fear? I'm shaking at this moment.)

Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar that Priya had passed away (pity Shankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom. Shankar: "Atte, I'm coming home today. Please cook something nice for me. Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today; I want to surprise her."

Her mother replied, "You come home first, I want to tell you something very important."

After he arrived at Shah Alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thought that they were fooling around. He was laughing and said, "Don't try to fool me ... tell Priya to come out ... I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense." Then they show him the Priya's death certificate; they gave him proofto make him believe.

Shankar started to sweat profusely. He said, "It's not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me."

Shankar was shaking so badly when suddenly, his phone rang. "See this is from Priya. See this ...." he showed the phone to Priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He used the loudspeaker mode.All of them heard this conversation, loud and clear. No cross lines, no humming. It was Priya's voice! And there was no way others could use her SIM card as it was nailed inside the coffin! They were so shocked and asked for pak Darin's help. Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter. He and pak Darin worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing ............

*DiGi. Best Coverage Ever, ~ONE LOW FLAT RATE~!!!!!!! Anyone, Any Network, Anytime, ANYWHERE!!!*

Hilarious?! (You got me on this one Shanker) =)

Here is another link for you guys to try. This is to check whether you have any Outstanding "SAMANs" in Malaysia. The language is in Bahasa Malaysia. Check it out also.

http://www.angelfire.com/clone/lelong/JPJ.htm

One Love!!

Chobie's House Got "HIT"!! What is happening to Malaysia??!!

2008-08-13T12:12:00.012+08:00

Just to let you guys know, Chobie's house got "HIT" on Monday (11/08/2008) at around 11.00AM. "HIT" as in ROBBED. Let me just give you a brief inside story from what Chobie told me.

It was around 11AM while Chobie was still sleeping after a late night of football. 4 Indian men in a Silver Kelisa approached his house. 3 man got out the car with 3 long ASS Rusty "Parang" (A long Knife), and coolly walked into his house. At that time, there were four (4) of them in the house which consist of Chobie's Mom, Grandmother, maid and Chobie himself (sleeping). The 3 man walked in, starts waving the parang around and demanded all to be silent. They went searching for Gold and money, and kept on asking Chobie's mom where she keep her gold. Chobie's mom actually scolded 3 of them, saying "You stupid Indians, Why are you robbing another Indians House". Auntie is on fire la....

As they were walking around, they saw Chobie's room door closed. So, they asked them, who is inside and aunty replied it's my son. They stormed in and asked all 3 of them to get inside the room with Chobie. And of course Chobie is awake by then. Half sleepy/half awake, Chobie was very cool about it also. They started searching for valuables and manage to take his Laptop, His Nokia phone (4 months old), His NOKIA Spare Phone (Very old), his IPOD and as the were just about to take his Expensive watch collection, the other Indian guy which was the Driver waiting outside HONK. Upon hearing that HONK, the 3 Indian guys ran out towards the car and split the scene. Apparently, One of Chobie's neighbors which is also Chobie's Auntie Saw the whole thing and told her husband about it. So, the quick thinking of the Uncle decided to call the COPS while standing outside the GATE to make sure that the Driver saw what he was doing. Thus making the Driver Honk and cutting the whole heist short.

Thank God nobody was hurt during the whole incident. They only manage to take away, RM300 (which was on top of the cabinet), Gold earrings (or something), Chobie's Laptop, IPOD and two Mobile Phones.

Things are getting from BAD to WORSE in Selangor (mostly KLANG). On our blog itself, among us family and Friends, there are already 2 major (1st Vicky got mugged & 2nd Chobie's house got "HIT") cases and 1 minor which is somebody stole Karmini's hand phone. What is happening in Malaysia now days, doesn’t this people know what a "JOB" is?? If you want money, why don't you get a job and "EARN" your money. Is that so hard to follow?? Come on.... We used to work ODD jobs before securing our current career. We used to Work in Call Centers, Direct selling by approaching people to buy I.D.D Cards. We even used to sell Burgers (for Charity). We don't get paid much, but hell, it's still something that we are proud of. We are actually earning our OWN MONEY. Not robbing, not cheating and definitely not stealing.

Let us all hope for the best and dream of the day when we can actually walk out of our homes being Afraid, No More.

(This is base on what we heard from people. Do write us a comment.)

One Love!

Fumbles, Mishaps & Stalker

2008-08-04T19:00:00.003+08:00

My god! I've been trying to finish this blog for the past 2 weeks, and only now have I gotten back my momentum to finally complete it. Anyways, as usual, where ever we go, what ever we do, there is bound for things to happen. Incidences that come along which cracks us up. And the thing about all of us is that we love making fun of each other. So here it goes. Some of the highlights of the fumbles, mishaps and the stalker that just couldn't let us off his sight! Mind you, all this took place in 3 days that we were away. There's much more, but I can't remember them.

As you know from the previous blogs, we(except the driver) were on a liquid diet just before we left on our road trip. The liquid diet proved to be a bad idea for some, Shanker especially. It not only slowed down his movements (which is usually already very slow), but also his thinking. Here's two scenarios to prove my theory.

See what liquid diets can do.......

Scenario 1:
We were driving along the highway, and it was just getting bright, about 7 something in the morning. There are many palm oil estates along the highway. And usually, early in the mornings, you do notice thick mist in these areas. So there I was along with Danesh talking about how misty it was and how beautiful the whole scenery was with the mist and the trees and the sunrise. Out of no where, Shanker comes into the conversation and says, " Dey, these oil palm trees release a lot of smoke in the morning uh!!". Now how does a tree release smoke? Can you imagine what our reactions were?

Scenario 2:

We were still laughing from his initial fumble, which was about the palm oil trees when we neared the Penang Bridge. To get to Penang Island (for those who are not Malaysians), you have to either use the bridge or the ferry services. Both services costs Rm7. And the collection toll for the bridge is situated right before the bridge. Interestingly, Shanker has never been on the Penang bridge, or rather that was what I gathered from him as he was very shocked to find out that we had to pay RM7 to get on the bridge. There we were explaining to him that it has always been that much to use the bridge or the ferry services. And this whole conversation occured right after we paid the toll, which meant we were already on the bridge. And make no mistake, when you are on the bridge, the only thing you can see, obviously, is the sea underneath the bridge. As the rest of us continued to talk about other matters, I noticed Shanker cooly taking out his camera and switching it on. So I thought that he probably wanted to take a few pictures here and there. To my suprise, out of no where, he goes like, " Dude, where's the bridge?". Classic Shanker AGAIN!!!

Anyways, enough about Shanker. We were stuck in the rush hour jam on the bridge. After a bit, when the laughing had died down (Wait...did it ever die down), we got a little bored. And myself, still hyper from the effects of the liquid diet, decided that it was time for me to cheer everyone up on the bridge, or rather piss them off, coz there they were, stuck in a traffic jam heading to work as we were heading for our holiday. So I started off with a few dance moves while sitting. In any other given day, everyone who passes our car would have noticed me dancing in the car. But Penang people are different. They didn't even notice. Non of them even looked from the corner of their eye as to what was happening in the car next to them, out of curiosity. They were focused as hell. Unbelievable! Then Danesh and I kinda noticed why they were soo focused! And it's the most digusting way to being focused. You know what they were doing, almost all the cars I looked into? They were all, and when I say all, I mean all, digging thier noses. I tried to snap a few pictures of them in action, but didn't manage to. One part, I got really disgusted, I managed to get a ladies attention and gave her the sign language to not dig her nose ( the sign where you grip all fingers except your index finger, move it left to right to indicate 'No' and than put your index finger into your nose and wiggle it like a worm). She was soo shocked, she refused to look at us after that. Hahahaha. Anyways, I manage to get Danesh to reenact the scene and snapped a picture.

Danesh looking all cool with the fedora, tie and finger in his nose.

Being by the beach and all, the boys were very into wearing sunnies. Unfortunately, only Sri Ram brought his. So Shanker and Danesh went on a mission to buy sunnies. For some reason, the cheap sunnies in Langkawi are really horrible looking. They found it hard to get one, but finally managed. Danesh bought this ultra cool white framed aviators with brownish-reddish lenses. What next, after getting thier shades, they were all excited and wanted to hit the beach. At the beach, Danesh and I decided to go into the water. So all he did was to fold his sunnies's supports and left them in the casing, which according to the saleswoman, costs RM5, but she gave them for free. Later, when we got out of the water, Danesh, wanting to look like a beach bum, decides to put on his sunnies again. So he tries to unfold the supports. As he does that, one of the supports breaks. He had bought the sunnies less than 1 hour ago and it had already broke and the first attempt to unfold the supports. Hahaha. Not to be put down, he wears them with just one support for the rest of the time. He's annoyed, but not showing. Than he says, "I'm going to go back to the shop and ask her for a new one". And that is what we do. We walk to the shop, but this time, the saleswoman is gone, replaced by a saleman. So Danesh approaches him and starts a conversation which goes like this in Malay (Malaysian language),

Danesh: Bro, I bought this sunnies earlier, and now it's broken. Is there anything that can be

done

Salesman: Was the sunnies broken when you bought them?

Danesh: If it was broken, do you think I would have bought it? (A VERY GOOD Point)

Salesman: Than, how would I know if you didn't accidentally break it? (Wow, point noted)

Danesh just gives up and walks away. Coz, if you think about it, who would have bought an item if it was already broken. But than again, how would the salesman know if the item had a defect or was accidentally broken. It was all not worth it. More of the chicken or egg situation. Anyways, again, here's some pictures of Danesh the beach bum with his broken sunnies

Danesh with his broken sunnies

In our group, there is only one fellow who does not drink. The reason for this sin is still unknown to all of us. We were sure he was going to pay for this huge sin of not consuming one day. This person is Sri Ram. But than again, it all changed in Langkawi. I suppose the spirit of Mahsuri (she is someone from the old history of Langkawi, who was accused of adultery and stuff, not soo clear about it) possessed Sri Ram, and he went madd!!! But let me tell you this. Whether is was he or she (depending on whether is was Sri Ram or Mahsuri), they had a very high end taste when it came to liquids. No TIGER. No CARLSBERG! Only Heineken, Fosters, Bud or Corona! Opps, sorry forgot Kampai too. And the madness didn't stop there. Everytime he took a sip, he would spit out 3/4 of what he consumed. It was like a ritual he was carrying out. He starts sweating worse than a buffalo (no disrespect to the buffalos of the world). And it gets worse. All of a sudden, he gets up, goes looking for a stick/branch and starts scribbling the sand.(it was like watching the artiste on the tv hit series, Heroes). He scribbles and erases, scribbles and erases. Moment of madness. And I have prove to show you what he did!! Seeee.......

Ram or rather the spirit of Mahsuri in action!

Anyways, coming to the last thing, the stalker. Mannnn, I tell you, everywhere we go, he follows. HE? Yesss, ladies and gents, it is a guy. And he follows us where ever we go. No jokes! It's crazy but true. I'm not going to say anymore than what I have just said. You can see for yourself!!!

This is the person:

Stop stalking us!

Dude, Where's my SHOE?? (Massive Weekend)

2008-08-04T09:49:00.010+08:00

No, it's not Roshan this time. Roshan was well behaved and got a "Star" on his little report card. It was our Dear Friend Vicky. Many of you all might already know about this but let me just share it with the rest of the people. Vicky got MUGGED around 6.30AM Saturday Morning. It's was not something to laugh about as this was a serious matter. Let me tell you what happen.

Vicky and I were hanging out in Klang on Friday night. We decided to go shoot some pool and have a couple of 1-2 which ended up to 4 jugs. (You know la what the 1-2 actually stands for. 1 to __ {fill in the blanks}). So, we were pretty slosh and it was already getting late. We decided to head back home at around 2A.M. I sent him back and head straight home after that cause I needed to be up at 7:30AM for work. I received a text message in the morning around 6:45AM from Vicky stating the exact words. “Macha, I just got mugged at waikiki's 2". And me being sleepy actually slept back and replied his text around 9:00AM only which he was sleeping by that time. We met up in the evening and he told us what happen.

The actual story sounds like this, Vicky actually have plans after i sent him back which nobody knows about. He was supposed to meet a couple of his friends (females of course) at waikiki's 2 in Taman Tun Dr. Ismail (TTDI). Trying to save a couple of bucks, He decided to park a little further then usual as there is not parking charges applied. He went, he partied and then it was time to go back home. So, he walked to his car which required him to walk into alleys and shortcuts. It all began. Two Indonesian guys jump on him and grab him. One of them was carrying a Parang (Long Ass Knife) and was telling Vicky that he is not afraid to use it. Vicky then co-operated and handed his wallet to them. According to Vicky, It was like a joke to them because they were laughing and smiling like they knew each other for 10 - 20 years. They even gave Vicky RM20 bucks back (After taking RM500 away of course {he just withdrew some money earlier in the evening}) , asked for his Mobile phone (which he carries 2 of it. 1 Nokia and 1 Motorola), chooses which phone they liked and pass him back the Motorola as they say it was not user friendly. And finally, this one is a CLASSIC. They saw his SHOE! Yes, His shoe and they LIKED it. So, the inevitable happen. The next thing you know, Vicky is walking bare footed to his CAR. YES, they took his smelly Reebok SHOE!!!?? WTF man... I mean when you heard the part about money and mobile phone, you will surely go like; Oh dude, it was so sad, and felt sorry about it, But his SHOE??? What will your reactions be?? Come on...... shoes... hahahaha... =)

We are proud of him as we know he did the right thing and co-operated with them because if he was to be a Johnny Bravo, He wouldn't have joined us for BBQ later on Saturday night. That's the right thing to do. You can always buy back you phone, earn back your money and even buy back your own shoes. You just can't get your life back because the last time I check Tesco and Giant just don't sell them.

Well, Crime rates in Malaysia are rising. With Our Malaysian Ministers (leaders) going back to Kindergarten (to learn how to count 123), Inflations and Rising of Crude oil Price; a lot of people are finding it hard to cope thus leading them into criminal acts. Thoughts of robbing a bank do come across my mind once in a while but of course, it doesn't really materialize. You will just need to learn how to adjust your lifestyles to suit the current market. Seriously.
Examples CUT down on Alcohols and only go clubbing once a month/Year!? (Roshan, That advice is for you) Life is one big bad habit that constantly needs adjusting to suit the environment. I'm sure there are better things to do then to rob some people stinky shoes right???

Continuing with our weekend, we had a BBQ party with couple of close friends on Saturday. It's for Stephanie who just recently came back from New Zealand for a quick holiday (1 month) with her boyfriend Mr. Johnnie A.K.A White Boy. He is one cool dude i must say. We thought him a couple of languages like Malay and Tamil and within a few minutes, he could already construct a sentence with all the languages mixed together. He said. "Apu, Api Please" (Which means Bro, Fire Please) cause he wanted to borrow a lighter. We were all shock. It's a wonderful night to have a BBQ; Weather was on our side and the FOOD with Delicious. Thanks to our Godmother who marinated the lambs and chickens and also to our Chefs for the night Vicky and Prem. We drank and have a good chat. Laughing at Vicky's shoe story over and over again. Just let me give you a heads up, Roshan can be VERY loud when he is a little tipsy. And I MEAN VERY VERY LOUD! (Louder then Jules, ahhh... now you get the picture) which his volume cannot be adjusted due to a defect while he was growing up and never ever bring out a camera, or view cam/camcorder when Roshan is there. Johnnie boy learned it the hard way. He became Roshan's personal cameraman later on that night. Sigh.... Poor Johnnie.

I left at 3AM as my sweetheart Melanie was already tired and sleepy. I don't know how it ended or what time did it end but one thing I am sure that, we had a great time. Loving every part of it and am looking forward for another sessions like this.
Cheers Guys and Girls!

Sadly we forgot to take photo's that night as we were too busy enjoying it; but I will attached some photo's of our previous BBQ session at Sulo's house for New years party.

BBQ Sessions at Sulo's lovely house. (Sulo's father (2nd from left)

Trying to start the fire which took more than 2 boxes of Fire Starter.

ShankerBoy just can't wait to eat!!!

Puva feeding Devesh fish food when we ran out of food.Massive photo session which look soo Gay!

One Love!!

MAN DOWN, MAN DOWNNNN!!!!!!!!

2008-08-01T18:34:00.011+08:00

It was a normal Sunday afternoon. The boys were all set for a game of Futsal. Two of our comrades, namely Chobie and Prem were in Penang. So we were not sure whether the game of Futsal will ever be played that evening. But to our surprise, they made it back in time literally. Prem sped all the way from Penang at high speeds (he NEVER surpassed the speed limits, cough!!), it took him less than 2 hours to get back.

The Game:
Normally we boys play at the Real Futsal Centre in Klang. But unfortunately, on that day all the courts were booked. So we had to change venue to The Roof Futsal Centre. Now, if you are a Futsal player you might understand this coz we normally play on synthetic rubber turf. But at The Roof they had the artificial turf which was not watered, so it wasn’t the steadiest…..let’s put it that way.

The game began. It was back and forth, mano emano, elbow to ribs (my elbow into KK’s ribs), knee to thigh (Karmini’s knee into my thigh). It was going good as usual,no one dared tackle prem’s father especially me, it was fun, competitive and then it happened!! My cousin Chobie was found lying on the ground. We didn;’t know what happened coz our backs were turned to him when “it” happened. I walked over to him and asked, “Macha!! What happened??. He looked at me with his soft puppy eyes and said, “dae, the ball struck my thumb, it popped out and popped back in”.

I was like, “Ohh, F$$K!”. Prem’s dad said, “it’s okie, it’s back in”. But Chobie couldn’t take it, so he took a set outside the court. The game continued. KK took out Karmini with a leg swipe. I took out Picasso (Edmund) with a knee up the arse and finally Prem almost power bombed his father through the canvas, WHEN it happened again. This time it was Prem’s turn. He tried to pull off a “wong fei hung”, 360, double back flip nutmeg. It was awesome. But at the same time he went crashing into the turf. He grabbed his ankle and started screaming, ”I heard a pop!!, I heard a pop!!”. In order to picture what he was doing, please watch any one of VIJAYAKANTH’s movies.

I was afraid, coz 7 years ago I broke my ankle and I could still remember hearing that “snapping” noise. So I went to his side, had a look at his ankle and I noticed there was a swelling. It wasn’t that bad. At first I thought it was a torn ligament or he just twisted his ankle. But then, Prem kept screaming, (while holding his head), “Dey, I heard a POP, I heard a POP, oh my god, I heard a POP!!”. So I decided to calm him down by saying, “bro, don’t worry bro, I think you just tore your ligaments, it’s not a fracture”.

BUT THEN CAME PREM’S SISTER KARMINI!! Who was recently voted, Ms.Calm and Collective Medical Aid 2008……….The moment she looked at his leg, she started screaming, “IT’S A FRACTURE, IT’S A FRACTURE. HE HAS FRACTURED HIS LEG”, I looked at her and I winked and said, “ no Karmini, at the most he’s torn some ligaments. She looked at me and said, “Noo Roshan, I work for the Red Cross. I’ve seen cases like this before, IT’S A FRACTURE, IT’S A FRACTURE. HE HAS FRACTURED HIS LEG”.(At this point of time, in the background, please picture Prem screaming, “I heard a POP, I heard a POP”.

This is when “Mr. Easy E” (Prem’s dad) steps in. We carried him out of the court and we placed him on the bench. (It was not easy carrying his heavy a$$) We didn’t have any ice, so Prem’s dad used a chilled can of Gatorade to lessen the swelling. But the moment the can touched his leg, Prem’s screamed and said, “ AMMA!!. ........No la he didn’t but he was screaming, ”its painful, its bloody painful, PA!!! what the HECK!!! are you doing????”

It was about this time when we finally decided to take Prem to the hospital, the troops were mobilized and then we “Rolled Out”. At the hospital Prem was still in a lot of pain, but the doc assured us that he would be ok. We made ourselves comfortable as Prem was hurled away to get a X-ray done. After a good 15 mins Prem returned. As the doc was studying the X-ray, Prem’s father was by the doc’s side. He started to frown and then he looked at me and swayed his head from side to side with a look of disgust.

So I walked in and had a look for myself, I couldn’t hold myself back….I started laughing, the nurses joined in as well….cause there was no fracture….nothing that serious. At this point of time Prem started to calm down, no more “ I heard a POP, I heard a POP”….....but at the end of the day “Alls well that ends well I guess” .

Till the next time!!!!

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!

Dude, What happen to my EYEBROWS??

2008-07-22T13:11:00.011+08:00

YES! Roshan did it again. Since the last blog "Dude, Where's my CAR??" has gotten such overwhelming response, I have decide to write a new story regarding his Eyebrows.

Well, You all may not notice it, but pictures don't lie. I will show you in a bit. Now, to listen to his side of the story.
We spotted his eyebrows were a little to girlish and have decided to ask him about it. Later after hours of interrogations, we found out that he actually went for "EYEBROW THREADING"(YES THREADING). He claims that he has lost a bet to Karmini (Prem's sister) that if she had lost the bet; she would have to dye her hair blue (or something). He insisted on not telling us what the bet is all about.

Well, Ourselves, being a HARDCORE Iraqi torturer cum Interrogator, we questioned him for days and nights about the bet. Chobie even took out a hammer to nail him on the wall and Prem was on the Pliers pulling his finger/toe nails while the rest was just whipping him top to bottom. It was mayhem. But he kept his silence thus making everybody wonder, What is so important, So big of a secret that he does not want to let us know despite us torturing him to weaken his body. Well, frankly, we don't know and we were starting to get bored of it. So, we left it as it was. No further questions asked.

One week has passed.

We were all having a small gathering over at Rachael's place before she left for Australia for another semester. Everybody was present and the story re-appeared back in topic. This time, Karmini was around. So, all eyes turn to her. While Chobie and Prem were franticly searching for pliers and hammers, she decided to come clean and tell us what actually had happen. The story begins.

One hot sunny afternoon, Karmini and Mother decided to go get their eyebrows done in a nearby shop around the house. Roshan was feeling so bored that he decided to tag along with them. While they were all getting their eyebrows done, Roshan was so fascinated with the threading, he decided to indulged into his girlish side and get his eyebrows done also.

There was NO BET.
There was NO ONE FORCING HIM.
No one pointed a GUN to his head and ask him to do it.

It was all him. He did it with his own free mind. The best part is, He beg karmini to say that if anyone of us (BOYS) asked, say he lost a BET to her.

Prior to that, he actually claims that he was a Gentle-Man by keeping his PROMISE to get his eyebrows done when he lost the BET. Well Roshan, We know where the GENTLE came from now but "MAN"??? Come on...... Let's face the fact!

As what Daryl will always say, Life is Beautiful!

One Love!

Were are the Before and After Photo's of Gentle Roshan.
Enjoy!!

Before

After

After Again at Devesh's House.

The Perfect BET!

The Journeymen: Zouk, Penang & Langkawi (Day 2)

2008-07-15T18:31:00.010+08:00

Day 2:

Well, we were up by 9am and we were ready to hit the roads once again! Checked out of the apartment and drove straight towards Kuala Kedah, which is where the jetty point is for us to board the ferry to Langkawi.To those who don't know Langkawi, it's a very popular island amongst the Malaysians as well as tourists. It's a very beautiful place to rest and relax. But most importantly, it's a duty free island, which means, you get alcohol at unbelievable prices, especially for Malaysians. Imagine, the price of a can of beer is equivalent to the price you pay for a can of Coke. And that itself is heaven for us!!

Anyways, getting back to the story. There we were, the 4 of us happily driving on the highway towards Kuala Kedah. All of a sudden, Sri Ram goes like, "Dude, which exit do we take to get to Kuala Kedah". And everybody went quiet. Little did we know that none of us knew which exit we had to take. And there we were driving at 140kph , like we knew where we were heading to. We knew we were in trouble. Suddenly, I remembered Prem telling me, "Dey, it's very simple dey. Just follow the highway until you see the Sungai Petani exit which will also show Kuala Kedah." So I decided to share what I remembered with the rest. There was a slight suspicion but everyone agreed(Coz Prem has super abilities with directions). So we drove and drove and drove. We passed the first Sungai Petani exit, there wasn't a Kuala Kedah sign on it. We passed the second Sungai Petani exit, still there wasn't a Kuala Kedah sign. So we kept driving and we realized we had passed Sungai Petani and were heading towards Alor Setar.

All panicking, we decided to call some people. Finally we found out that the exit was actually at Alor Setar and not Sungai Petani. We were all relieved. I have to admit, when I got the directions from Prem, we had just finished with Mambo Jambo, which meant we were all on different frequencies. So there might have been a confusion between cities that were mentioned or one of us just messed up while giving directions or hearing the directions. Anyways, we made it to the jetty and we set off for Langkawi. The ferry ride was about an hour long. We got there, and that's pretty much what we all remembered, except Sri Ram of course!

No lah! We remember. We just did the usual, hanging out by the beach, eating(although the food wasn't good), bar hopping and high consumption of liquids!! There were a lot of things that took place, but I'll elaborate on it in another entry. Overall, it was an awesome time. And we hope to do it again, this time with all the other guys!

The Journeymen: Zouk, Penang & Langkawi (Day 1)

2008-07-15T16:22:00.009+08:00

What more could we have asked for? We demanded a road trip, and a full fledged road trip was what we got! The idea of this road trip came along after months and months of planning. From wanting to fly down to London to visit Ash, to going to every other part of Thailand, to Kota Kinabalu, and we finally settled for Langkawi. So after asking everyone if they were interested, only four people confirmed; Sri Ram, Danesh, Shanker and myself. The rest couldn't make it due to their own reasons.

So, being the crazy people that we are, I suggested that we started off our journey on Wednesday night! Reason being, we are all avid Mambo Jambo fans. Mambo Jambo is the theme of the night, every Wednesday's at Zouk, where it's retro music at its best. So calls were made, and there we were, at 11.30pm in front of Zouk. We were joined in by Prem, Roshan, Natasha and Priscilla. As usual, we started the night real quiet, like we always do by indulging in the infamous Long Island(it's sold in jugs) that we are so addicted to only during Mambo Jambo. Into the 5th jug, neither we were quiet nor standing still. Everyone was on a roll coming up with their best retro moves; the swimming action with the head nodding, the scissors to the eye and away, the skipping and everything else you could probably imagine. By the time we reached the 10th jug (Yes, Prem was actually busy counting the amount of jugs), as you would imagine, we were all in a different planet except for Sri Ram who doesn't drink (Thank god for that as he needed to drive us).

Once Mambo was over, it was time for us to continue our journey. We got into the car and shot straight for Penang. We made a pact that no one will sleep during the journey to be fair to the driver. About an hour into the journey, both Shanker and Danesh were fast asleep(Shame on you'll!!). So being the responsible person that I am, I kept Sri Ram company. They only woke up when the sun came up, when we were already nearing Penang. So we got to our apartment, checked in and slept. Some had to recover from the alcohol, one had to recover from driving the whole time.By noon we were up and went for some NASI KANDAR!!! We'd been craving for it for a while now.

Later we did the walk along the beach just to relax and headed back to the apartment for a swim. As we were swimming, there came along 2 small Danish kids. I dunno what it was, but they started attacking us (Yes!! 2 small kids were actually bullying 3 huge fat guys, and one slim one (that's me)). They got out of the pool and jumped at us repeatedly, until we were too terrified, we decided to leave. Next we headed of to Gurney Drive(A location which serves a huge variety of food) for dinner. After that, we kinda sat down and finished some beers that we took along before heading to the clubs. And there, we were horrified as all the clubs were empty. We've never experienced this situation in KL. So we decided to just head home! We called it a night and got enough sleep for the next part of our journey.....LANGKAWI!!!!

Here are some pictures from Zouk and Penang:

The quiet ones : Just happily snapping pictures

The Journeymen: 1 sober, 3 not so sober

Just before they fell asleep: All smiles

Chilling: The pool water was very cold

The walk: Nice and breezy

What's that Noise?

2008-07-13T22:01:00.004+08:00

I would say my weekend was a bit adventurous, went out with Ash on Friday night, met a Malaysian guy from Penang who was very friendly and gave us a few tips on London. Went home around 4am in the freezing cold, didn't bring any jacket cause Ash said it wasn't cold, which later he admitted that he didn't want me wearing the jacket because I would look cooler than him ;). woke up the next morning, got ready and headed down to London bridge to meet Rachael and Fam. Went to Borough Market and had lunch in South Bank. Praveen (Sulo's brother), met up with us in PizzaExpress in South Bank after visiting 4 other PizzaExpress in South Bank. He is currently applying for a job as a PizzaExpress tour guide in South Bank. Best wishes to him, I hope he gets it. Anyway had to work later that evening, so I left early.

Woke up around 4am because there were some noises in the room that was bothering me. I heard some girl moaning, first I thought I was dreaming but then it got louder. Disappointed to see that there wasn't any girl sleeping next to me making that noise I got curious to know where this sound was coming from?. Fully awake now I realize it was coming from my flatmate's room next door, good gracious she was really loud and the wall dividing my room from hers was really thin so I could hear the whole event. Vivid images kept popping in my head of my hot flatmate getting snog made me had a cigarette because I couldn't sleep! the moaning and bed squeaking didn't last very long, I guess the guy wasn't really skillful, if you know what I mean ;p. If there were any physical activities that would take place in my room I would remember to on the TV or put some music because I wont want her to feel how I felt!!!.

Cheers, Life is Beautiful

Happy 23rd Birthday Surindran Senthirajah A.K.A "TuRiN"!

2008-07-11T19:33:00.012+08:00

Hey yo... So sorry for not writing for the pass few days. I am still trying to get a few pictures to make a blog out of it. Stay Tuned! Anyways, We would like to take this opportunity to wish one of our family member Surin Happy 23rd Birthday. This POST is for you SURIN as a birthday gift from us to you. Don't expect more later. Let me elaborate more on Surin.

Surindran is from Malaysia but has recently moved to United States. (U.S) for the purpose of furthering his education there (that's what he says la but all i see in his photo's are pictures of girls and NIKE factory). He currently stays with his Uncle and Auntie there in Oregon City. He is one funny dude and will manage to make everybody laugh with his stories and jokes. Sometimes, We will just laugh by just looking at him. He is a BIG and i mean HUGE fan of Bongsters Inc and have always wanted to be one of the Bongster. WOW... Shall i start charging for membership. :p

We do of course miss him dearly when he left Malaysia. But one thing i know i don't miss is the phone call from Surin saying " K.K, I'm at the Teluk Pulai Train station, Can you come pick me up ar??" He does this almost every week, well not almost but sometimes.... He is the only person i know that actually REMINDS us of his activities with his own free will and will ultimately succeed in parking his words in your head by repeating it over and over again. e.g; When is he leaving for states, - When is his Birthday. Funny Dude.

Well, We have our ups and downs but he has always stand by us through hardship and pain. Love you for that bro. We just want to take this opportunity to let Surin know that, Even though you are not a Bongster, You are still part of our FAMILY. Money can't buy that, You EARN that yourself.

HAPPY 23RD BIRTHDAY once again and may you have a Great and Wonderful year ahead.

I will close with some photo's of Surin just in case you guys don't know how he looks like.

This is Surin, Trying to rob a supermarket in Oregon.
Unfortunately he was caught by the cops.

Stay tune for more stories and up NEXT i will write about my Langkawi Trip which i went a few months ago, (TWICE) & Schooling years with the Bongsters cause i just can't think of other stuffs to write about now... What a boring Weekday life i have....

P/S: Mr. Eze, If you are reading this, I just want to inform you that YOU STILL OWE PREM RM100. (By the way, In case you guys are wondering who is Mr.Eze, He is Prem's Father who joins us for a game of futsal every Sunday. Sometimes{Once in a purple moon la}, he will join us for a couple of beers also. Stay cool la uncle)

Do leave a comment and enjoy your stay here.

Signing Out.

Ash's Weekend + Monday :P

2008-07-09T20:33:00.006+08:00

Well, I'm back....was away for the weekend...not away, but was out and about in London...the weather has been really amazing the last couple of weeks and we jinxed it...It started to rain now :(... but we still have some nice sun... Anyway, was out on Friday at me mate Shaz's hse in Hackney, London..he called me for a BBQ... Shaz lives with his partner Karen who is much good fun and a lovely lady!! Oh yeah and there is Dita their dog...went there after work and couldn't wait to to see whats cooking!! Shaz runs a restaurant...his a chef...so you can imagine the good food....anyway, he had another mate over, Dave...and what a small world, after chatting up for 5 mins, I found out that I knew his brother... :P Well sometimes its sooo weird, your in a city of 11 million people away from home and yet you bump into someone you know, knew or knows someone you know... Anyway, We had BBQ prawns, squid, chicken, big ass sausages...salad's...and alot more!! The food was wicked"!!"" We had a couple of drinks while dinner and we watched 'Kill Bill' one of my fav movies of all times...After the movie, it was time to go home as me cab was downstairs...This was about 2.30am.. Me shaz and dave got in a small lift to get down...let me tell u abt this lift...it has no light and its really small...anyway, shaz knew i was pissing in my pants and I told him not to play a prank on me cause i hate lifts.. but nooooooooooooooo....he had to something innit?? Shaz is massive yeah, huge!! abt 300 kg's ..anyway, he decides to jump in the lift while it was moving...oh yeah and guess what happened???was not a rocket science question...yeap, it dropped a couple of floors down and we got stuck...there we were looking at each others face and thinking of what to do and I go ringing the bells trying to call someone...but as usual, when ur in trouble, no one will be there....so we waited waited and waited...me screwing shaz and telling him it was not funny and well also making plans to sleep in it for the night...after a couple of mins, shaz decides to use his buffalo strenght to pull open the doors and I was soooooooooo happy when I saw light...Anyway, the cab drivers were sooo pissed with us for being late...screw them!! That was me Friday night

Saturday??hmmmm...what I did ah?? oh yeah, went out with me hse mates to Tiger tiger...very last minute...but it was a good night out...club was filled with some nice looking girlie's which I can only see, no touch... ( miss u sayang)

Sunday was a good day for sports!! the F1 British GP and the the tennis Wimbledon finals....both sport gave a great show innit??And the tennis...wow, that was the best finals ever!!

Monday, I met Daryl for lunch...had laksa!! and then ular from work and chilled at Daryl's new crib!! (there is where the magic is gonna happen for daryl!!)hahaha...Forced the lazy ass to come back to my mine and I cooked him some really really spicy Ikan billis sambal!!me mum sent me the raw sambal and ikan billis...anyway....a very brief summary of what I did the last couple of days...more stories coming!!

Positive Calamity

2008-07-09T16:28:00.008+08:00

Wassup people,

It's me again. Feels like I haven't blogged in a while, although it has only been about 2 days or so! It's a worrying situation really. But anyways, it's all good!Okie, today's topic is going to be about Positive Calamity. "Positive Whooo?" you may ask. You know who they are? Glad you know. You don't know who they are? Verrryyyy gooodddd. I like it! The fact that you don't know them is exactly why I'm blogging today!

Positive Calamity, as contradicting as the name goes, is actually a new hip hop group. They have been around for a good year now. They are still in the "making it" /"climbing the ladder" stage right now. Hence, that's why you have never heard of them! They're actually a duo. Two Indian dudes trying to have some good fun while entertaining. Okie, before I go any further, why am I blogging about them? It's simply because I , Chobie, or ChoBiezz (my stage name given to me by Roshan) am part of the duo! So this, I felt was a good opportunity for me to get my group out there to the masses. FREE PUBLICITY!!! Hahahaa. Anyways, how good are we? Well, I can't really tell. I guess you got to watch us or listen to us to judge us!

As for current plans, we're just trying to improve ourselves the best we can. We're doing few shows here and there. Our first yet to be titled single is goin through it's final process of mixing (Ash and Ram, I know you guys are laughing, but the songs done, just waiting for navin to put the finishing touches). However we've no definite date on when it'll be ready. So yeah. But I'll put it up on this blog site the moment it comes to my hands. So till than.......I guess we just have to wait. What I'll do for now though is, I'll put on some pictures of us performing.

Ok than, I guess it's time for me to spilt. Have to go pack for my trip to Langkawi tonight. However, before langkawi, we're pit stopping at Zouk (a club in Kuala Lumpur) for MAMBO JAMBO and some yummy Long Island, than Devi's Bangsar for some nice Maggi Goreng and than finally continue our journey to Penang for a day before finally heading for Langkawi. I'll make sure I get some pictures of our trip for your viewing pleasure. Till thannn........TaTa!!

Dude, Where's my CAR??

2008-07-07T11:29:00.006+08:00

I just have to tell you guys about our Friend Mr. Roshan who is going to star in "Dude, Where's my CAR?" (Part 2).

Sunday Morning at 3A.M, our friend Roshan decide to wake Chobie, Sri Ram and Prem up because he can't seem to find his car in Sunway. Them Boys Sri Ram, Prem and Chobie thought something really bad had happen and his car was stolen. So, they rush to the scene and saw our boy sitting by the roadside which he claims to have parked his car here. Chobie calming him down and asking him to recall where he had park his car and he said this "Macha, i parked it right here, i sthyam(I swear)..." By the time they reach there it was already around 4-5A.M. Another two person (Vicky and Shankerboy) join in the search party and they all started investigating. (C.S.I). hahahah... Some went to the police Station to find out whether the car was impounded, and some went looking around in the same area. But still, no sight of the CAR. So, all of them headed back to Klang, Had a major brainstorming session in front of Prem's house and decided to call the Sunway Valet Parking attendant which our Friend knows very well. Asked him for a favor, to search his premises and to ask whether anyone saw the car... And all sat down waiting cause there's nothing much that we can do anymore.

10 minutes later, the phone Rang, And it was the Parking attendant, informing them that the car is parked behind the building somewhere else. Our boy Roshan started to turn RED and was quiet the whole trip to Sunway back. They saw the car, there was no break-in sign. No Glass Broken, Keys are with Roshan and guess what... All his Money and stuffs are still in the car. Did the car drive by itself to a different parking lot?? Or is Roshan driving The "Knight Rider's" car "KITT"?
Nahh...., it’s just another idiot who have forgotten where he parked his car and caused a huge Havoc to the Klang society. Them boys stayed up from 3A.M till 7A.M just because some person don't remember where he parked his car. Such lovely Friend!
And where am i during that time, SLEEPING because they know that I won’t bother to answer my phone at 3 in the morning. Who does???

We are asking you kind people to donate any old GPS device which you guys are no longer using to Roshan. 2 will be much better, cause we plan to put one in his car and the other one we just wanna Shove it up his A**. so that we can track his every move and so on....

P/S: Mr. Eze, If you are reading this, Prem is asking for his RM100 Bucks that you Owe him for yesterdays Futsal penalty Shot. He needs to buy us BEERS! This serves as a First Notice! Cheers! :P

One Love!
I will leave you guys with some picture of Roshan, who will start using public transportation very soon.

Picture Timee!!!

2008-07-05T19:55:00.009+08:00

Wow! I'm getting a hang of this and addicted too! This is crazy! Anyways, I've been the official photographer for the group! So here's a collection of the latest pictures I have. Some are proper, some are real crazy. But that's how we are; unpredictable crazy people who are not afraid to show our true self. Oh yeah, there's also pictures of the people closest to us they are family like; our girlfriends and very very close friends. Enjoy!

Greetings!!

2008-07-05T19:05:00.004+08:00

Heyyo everybody!

This is the very first time I'm actually blogging. It seems like it's the right thing to do at this moment, considering that I have nothing better to do in life just about now (Just graduated). I hope there is more to just this one time! But come to think of it, there will be many things to share with everybody from time to time. So hope you guys keep reading and who knows, one day we might just need one and another for a reason. So keep tuned.
Anyways, as requested by KK, the self proclaimed "President" (There is no such role), I'm suppose to explain as to HOW we came about this whole name. And I know there have been plenty of people out there who have been curious as to what it is over the years. Well, it goes like this.....

HOW?
Back in the day, when all of us used to hang out practically everyday together doing stuff, from going to the mamak, playing a game of football, hockey, or even chasing girls (I was not one of them), we shared a common joke. And this joke, like Ash would say, ' I would have to kill you if i told you', is something that we told ourselves we'll never reveal to anybody. And this is probably about the only secret that has remained with us. And we plan to keep it that way!
And contrary to other believes, NO, it has nothing to do with smoking up (the presence of the word Bong has caused alot of confusion), or any other ideas that you would have developed over the years. And the truth is, no one will ever come close to figuring out what it really means to us as it is a simple joke which is far from what it means! Hahahaha.

Anyways, I got to go now........hope to catch you soon with another story.....which I already know what to write about!!! Take care!

Let Boy London Speak!!

2008-07-05T18:54:00.009+08:00

Finally I figured how to use this!! hmmm looks like fun anyway.....KK, since when u became the chairman?? one whack ur gonna get from me!! Anyway, just to start my 1st blog, it would be good for me to do my fair share of contribution on behalf of the Bongster family and also ME ME ME!! :Phaha..

Well as some of you may have read KK's boring blog or maybe not, yes we met each other when we we young...we have seen people come in the group and leave and also some stay...for those who stayed, remained family till this date...haha, I know questions maybe arising in ones head, 'what the hell does bongsters mean?? ' hmm....would have to kill ya if I told ya innit?? ;) even our lady's don't know abt it.. ;) (love ya baby) right boys??? or am I the only one who is keeping up to the pledge?? It was just a personal joke between us which carried on till today! :P Anyway, here is a summary of the bongsters!!

Ash Bongster ( ME :P) : Born in klang Malaysia. Now in London!! :P Work for a TV channel here...I do advertising... Loves me booze..me women...me family..me friends...me flings...(baby, joking lah) and most of all me ' Bah kut teh' ( For em english people, its herbal pork soup served halal style) :P

Prem Bongster : Born in Klang Malaysia. Went to the same tadika as me, same primary school, same secondary school..Same college's , Sunway and HELP...bloody stop following me you bald thing!! Hahaha.. his a cute bald round fellow..Works for a radio station..something to do with insects...oh yeah Fly FM...heard his all cool and famous and shit now...but people don't know how loud he can fart and man some smelly ones comes from that ass... (Poor shali) Anyway, has been always there when I needed him within a flash..(well his a lil fat, takes him lil longer time to move around.. so when I say flash, you would understand don't you??) :P

Chobie Bongster : Born in klang. We met when we were in primary school. Funny C**T...used to be a bloody spoil brat...had everything he wanted because he was the only child.Used to cycle his racing bike everywhere..and he used to be the slut of the roads in klang,waving at everyone by the road...It started out by going for prayers together when we were young, then, PJ to check out chicks when we were in school....PJ gals were a lil bit more hotter back then...(international readers, PJ is a place in Malaysia, 20 mins from Kuala Lumpur ) and then ended with heavy alcoholic nights till to date. haha, oh yeah I have to tell u this, he used to pay my phone bills when I was 14..haha..but I did hook u up with some women didn't I??(Rachael, this was wayyy back)Anyway, chobie is a soon to be engineer who is also soon to be a pilot and who is also a Rap Star with a upcoming song (Sri Ram, stop laughing)... Always been there when I needed him...

KK Bongster : Born In Kklang Malaysia. A chinaman wanting to become a curry macha...(indian) but so far till date have not succeeded..drinks like there is no tomorrow and eats for the day! I seen him around when we were kids but he used to be sooo dirty that I just didn't want to be friends with him(kidding)..but as time passed by, I began to accept him as a person.. :P haha..funny bloody guy who doesn't tolerate anything....has a wonderful women in his life ( Mel) which plays a part in his success in life now....Is into logistics and is soon to be a Pilot...Had crazy nights together...oh yeah, and his FAT but handsome, looks like Andy Lau abit ( Chinese actor) Has been there though the good and bad times and will always be there for me! (I think, how KK?? ) Anoys the daylights out of me but we have a love and hate relationship.. :P

Vicky Bongster : Born In Klang Malaysia. Did not attend Kindergarden cause he mum thought he was smart when he spelled AYAM ( means chicken in Malay)..always feels left out when we speak abt nursery times...anyway, I knew this A** when I was really young...family friends... used to beat the hell out of him and he used to cry to and fall back to his mum...such a weak kid he was...anyway, when we grew up, he started hanging around me and I just couldnt push him away...we ended up being mates...been through some rough fights with others when we were younger and he always has been on myside...Anyway vicky is with Fly FM as well... won a few awards himself ,Malaysia's man hoe of the year award , Drunkard of the year and also the FAG of the year goes to ( drum roles ) Vicky Bongster!!wohooo... haha, a brilliant guy and I love taking the pissed out of him...and ladies, his single!! ;)

Arnold Bongster : Born In Penang. Man he can sleep!! Used to chill in his hse years ago...it used to be the 'joint' ...hates a guy called S*B*SH...he cant drink for coconuts!! but good fun to be with....his like a big teddy bear who sleeps while he drives... Oh yeah did I tell u, his gonna be a pilot soon....haha...Has a wonderful family and a brilliant gf by his side....

Anyway, this is the bongsters and this is how we roll ;) Cheers!!

Ash Bongster

Bongsters Inc Part 2

2008-07-05T10:32:00.008+08:00

Currently now at work, Bored as hell. Anyways, I shall continue on WHAT and HOW now...

WHAT?
What is Bongster?? Bongsters inc is a Non-Profitable Organization which solely depends on Beers and Whisky. (?) hahaha..
No, we are not alcoholics, Party freaks are more likely to describe us. We even have our very own Board of Directors. Which consist;

KK Bongster = Chairman/CEO/ Director of R&D
Chobie Bongster = 1st President/Company's Professional Photographer cum Driver
Prem Bongster = 2nd President/ Director of Media and Publicities
Ash Bongster = 3rd President/ Director of Events Management
Vicky Bongster = AJK (Ahli Jawatan Kuasa) (hahaha) / Director of Security (formerly from Homeguard services)
Arnold Bongster = Sleeping Director/Partner. ( hahaha)

We make it a point to have Daily/Weekly/Monthly activities, and outings. Last month, We went to Genting Highlands for Missy Elliot's concert and it was off the hook. ( The theme park Part was even better though). Attended a few farewells and Birthday parties last week. (Happy Birthday Vicky Bongsters and Su Lynn) but most of all, We enjoyed ourselves just by being together as a group.
Next up, Chobie, Sri Ram, Shanky and Danesh will be having a road trip up North to Penang and Langkawi. Hopefully we will be getting some updates and pictures from them.
Ultimate Plan for this year = Water Rafting in KKB.

HOW?
Stay tune.... I have to get back to work now.... I will let the other bongsters to explain HOW did it happen. E.G. Chobie?? hahaha....

Some might say we are just Friends, Brothers, Or just a bunch of mindless people who have too much of free time.
Screw them!
What we are is Unique. No one or words can be placed to explain the complexity of the BONGSTERS!!

The above pictures is from Genting, Bulldog Hartamas for Vicky & Su Lynn's Birthday, And LASTLY Ashwin sleeping and having an Orgy while he is dreaming. =)
Enjoy the photo's.

Signing Out!

Introduction Of The Bongsters Inc.

2008-07-04T19:09:00.007+08:00

Firstly, I will like to give you all A brief Introduction on the Bongsters Inc. (Who, When, Where, What and How?).

WHO?
The Bongsters consist of 6 wonderful people which came from various backgrounds. Some were Chinese, Some were Indians, Some were Baba and some like to consider themselves as "Lain-Lain."
They are non other then Kk, Prem, Arnold, Chobie, Ashwin and Vicky.

WHEN?
Some of us Grew up together and some from schooling days. Some met during their tenure in the Tadika/kindergarten (Not Vicky cause he never went tadika) and some during Primary/Secondary school. We got close ( in a friendly way) and never looked back ever since. Brothers for life.

WHERE?
If memories serves me right, Most of us are born and grew up Klang, Except for Arnold who is born in Penang but raised in Klang. And no, Chobie is not from South Africa or Kenya. He might look a little darker then the rest but i can assure you that he is a Malaysian from Klang.
Currently now, Ashwin is in London. U.K on a trip for 2 years for Work purposes and Arnold is in Malacca undergoing training to obtain his Commercial Pilot License (CPL) and to become a Certified Airline Pilot.
So, we are left with only 4 more Bongsters and LOADS of friends which we consider as Family. (more on "FAMILY" later on)

WHAT and HOW? have to wait cause i have to go. Please feel free to leave a comment and for the rest of the Bongsters, Just add what you feel like adding.

Lastly, We will like to Welcome All you people to OUR very own First Official BLOG!
This is some of the photo's i have on the Bongsters and Family. Enjoy!

One Love!