Thursday, October 16, 2008

Where is THE SHIP? and Where is my UNDERWARE??





Well some news over here in London for all you guys who has been wondering what the hell is going on over here. First let me start by sending all my love and regards to everyone I know back home both family and friends. I have been very busy at work and life for the past few months which did not allow me time to post any blogs. Met and made a lot of friends since I started work in a restaurant in Paddington called Yakitoria. Anyway it's closed now due to unforseen financial problems a.k.a recession, will get back to this story later.
Sunny a friend from back home finally got his ass over here and started partying and taking all he can of the London experience. The party started on friday because it was Sunny's birthday and he really wanted to go all out partying, even tough his birthday was actually suppose to be on Sunday. So we all planned to meet at this club called Carbon in Marble Arch which was recommended by a friend of Cheryl because it played hip-hop and R&B music on friday nights and also because Sunny likes that type of music. I met them all at the club after work and they were all pissed drinking champagne cocktails like in some MTV music video, looking at them I had to catch-up to their level if I was to start partying. Before going to Carbon I had to bear the bad news that Yakitoria was closing down, it was sad and depressing but thats life and I had to accept changes. So drinking my sorrows was the next thing to do with good friends by my side. Did I mention that the whole club was 90% black people and 10% others, it was like going to Harlem or something in the middle of the goddam night and asking for trouble. After having a few drinks everyone was a friend and Sunny manage to pick up a good looking black chick. We were all happy he was having a good time so we partied till Cheryl had to go home because she was tired and I decided to walk her to a cab. I tried to re-enter the club again but the bouncer told me that the club rule is when you step out of the club you can’t re-enter, so I called Asvin and he told Sunny to leave because I was outside and it was cold. This time it was 2.30am and the club closes at 3am. I told Asvin I wanted to leave and that I will meet him at Baywater with Sunny, but Ash insisted we wait for Sunny because he was really pissed drunk. So Asvin came out to meet me while we waited for Sunny at the bus stop outside the club. Ash told Sunny to get the chicks number and leave and call her 2morrow. Finally After waiting for about 20mins with Ash in the cold Sunny comes to us Drunk as hell and he ask us to follow him and the chicks to this place called THE SHIP. Me and Ash just wanted to go home because we were out of money, tired, cold and just wanted to go home. Sunny was shouting at the bus stop, where there were at least 20 or more people there and he saying this,

"I have a BLACK CHICK!!! she wants to go to THE SHIP!!, lets go!! It's my birthday and it's my first time getting a BLACK CHICK!! she is hot and etc..." begging us to go to THE SHIP, while he was doing this the girls left on some trishaw and he was so desperate to follow them that he started asking everyone at the bus stop and everyone that walk pass the bus stop where THE SHIP was?. Let me give you some information about London. London has at least 11-15 million people and it has at least 200,000 - 250,000 or more clubs and bars. It's not like KL where you can find a club or bar and someone will know where it is. I told Sunny this but he was to drunk to understand. His mind was still in KL, so me and Ash laughed and watched him ask everyone where THE SHIP was. The best part is he forgot to take her number!!, well done Sherlock!!!

Next day was Yakitoria's closing party, free booze and free food. I invited Cheryl, Ash and Sunny. It was both sad and awesome because there was so much of free booze, and every alcohol imaginable was available for us to drink. Day 2 of Sunny’s birthday started of with Kir Royal’s again, I opened a bottle of champagne just for us and finish a bottle of blueberry liqueur to make the Kir Royal’s. Anyway it was all free and good, nothing much took place that day except for the sad good bye’s of my ex-colleagues. Came Sunday and all of us had a good rest and good food courtesy of Asvin. He cooked some good chili squid for us which we all enjoyed.

Black Monday came and we were all moody, three of us planned to meet up for dinner in Malaysian Hall. Sunny didn’t want to go at first because he was not feeling well due to alcohol poisoning!! Hehehe. Manage to drag him and we had a good dinner. After dinner we decided to go to Piccadilly Circus and Leicester Square to just past the time and to also check out the scene. We took the double decker bus and manage to get good seats which was at the top and right in-front. While on the bus Sunny saw something coming out of Asvin’s jeans near his ankle above his shoes. It was black and thought that maybe he had step on something. When looking at it Asvin started to freak out and started shaking his leg to get the black thing stuck on his ankle off. He manage to wiggle it off and after close examination he found out that it was his underware!! hahahahahahaha. We started laughing so loud that I think the people behind the bus was annoyed and I think some of them were laughing as well. After laughing for about half an hour we finally ask Ash how on earth did it get there?? According to Ash when he took of his jeans the other night, he took it off together with his underware and he forgot to wash it the next morning and when he went out tonight he just took the jeans and wore it without knowing that the underware was hidden in the jeans!!!. He was so embarrassed as there were girls as well in the bus sitting behind us giggling, we finally reach our stop and he waited downstairs, unfortunately there was a bit of a traffic jam which took the bus about 3-5mins to stop. During this time while Ash was waiting at the bottom of the stairs of the bus, Sunny took his underware and threw it at him. The underware landed right on top of Ash’s hat!!!! Ash vigorously shaked his head side to side to get the underware off which finally fell off to the ground. Now people downstairs saw what was going on and some were smiling and some were curious of what black stuff had fallen off Ash’s hat. Ash was hiding the underware behind him by standing in front of it and blocking it from people’s view. Some old man on the bus was trying to see what fell off and shaked his head in disbelief when he saw the underware. Sunny and me was laughing our head off until we had headaches. When the bus finally stop we all ran out laughing in Piccadilly Circus like a bunch of people who had too much to drink. Took a pic of this funny incident, hope you manage to spot the underware in the pic!!!

So that was the story of the SHIP and UNDERWARE story in London. Hope to blog more soon but now I’m out of a job and I’m hunting. Again, regards and Love to all back home and by the way the girl in the pic with Sunny and Cheryl is not the Black chick Sunny was with, it’s Sunny’s childhood friend who joined us that evening. Ohh yeah and Sunny finally had closure after we found THE SHIP somewhere in SOHO. But he is still looking for that hot black chick.



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